Dan Kozuh
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In a world where everyone claims to be triggered and everyone is offended by something, it’s clear that the glorious,…
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Charles Bill
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TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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Doug Kolic
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The political divide in this country has never been more extreme. Americans have been siloed into two opposing groups with…
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Matt Husser
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JEROME, Ariz. — Workers at Maynard James Keenan’s Caduceus Cellars were reportedly debating what to do with pallets of unsold…
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Dan Rice
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Dear friends, family, and colleagues, It would seem that my most recent post on Facebook has caused a lot of…
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Travis Tack
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CARMEL, Ind. — Wells Fargo Bank announced the acquisition of a quaint two bedroom to settle down and raise little…
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Ben Friedman
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Well if it isn’t the new guy! Just so we’re clear from the get go, we do things a little…
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Carson Kile
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Legendary music journalist Nardwuar was gently but sternly escorted out of a gentlemen's club last night…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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Unless it’s your wedding, most receptions suck worse than running out of vegan protein powder on leg day. Sure, a…
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Chris Bratton
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MIAMI — Longtime Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was seen threatening to break up the band if his fellow bandmates continued…
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