Doug Kolic
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AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…
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Dan Kozuh
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MADISON, Wis. — Local screen printer Peter Taylor admitted he could really use the $10 check his grandmother would send…
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Alex Vlahov
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AKRON, Ohio — Progressive-minded, but very smelly, children across the world woke up to gifts from Crust Punk Santa who…
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Michael Luis
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NEW YORK — High-ranking Ticketmaster executive Chuck Dickenson reportedly charged significant fees to three ghosts who were visiting to teach…
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Corey Montgomery
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It's Christmas again, and your elderly family members still don’t understand how basic technology works. While you’re excited for free…
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Brad Lester
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It’s that special time of year, a time when we gather those we hold dear to our hearts and celebrate…
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Lana Schwartz
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MINNEAPOLIS – Young musician Carrie Weaver miraculously discovered that the only way they can remain in awe of their grizzled…
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Jordan Liffengren
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Listen, I know I can be a jerk sometimes, but there was absolutely no reason that the Ghost of Christmas…
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Sam LiButti
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DETROIT — Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim…
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Kyle Duggan
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WASHINGTON — President Biden issued thousands of pardons related to marijuana possession in a move that experts say will negate…
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