Nathan Kamal
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Around here, we’re suckers for a feel-good story, but this one really got the waterworks going for us. Dogs may…
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold move to counteract rumors of the President’s declining physical prowess, the Biden campaign is…
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Dan Rice
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Dad. He is just the goddamn worse. It’s like, why do we even have this guy? We’ve all seen characters…
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Matt McInerney
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local dad Will Lowe somehow managed to accidentally “reply all” the national emergency alert test FEMA sent…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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Ben Friedman
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HACKENSACK, N.J. — Local North Jersey hardcore scene member Brian Dobbs decided that after years of being a fervent fan…
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — 43-year-old Van Halen fan Jared “Keyz” Keaton fulfilled his lifelong dream of playing the “Jump” synth intro…
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Nathan Kamal
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For countless, immeasurable eons, we Cenobites have watched humanity and all your little joys and tiny torments. We are demons…
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Dan Rice
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Excessive betting has the potential to destroy not only your own life, but that of your entire family. With the…
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Corey Montgomery
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Music has the power to help us heal and get to the core of our deepest feelings. In fact, many…
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