Joe Rumrill
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STERLING, Va. — Well-meaning local mother Marla-Sue Crenna reportedly left a record-breaking lull in the story she was in the…
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Malia Simon
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Here the fuck we go again. You swore if mom’s friend Gwen compared your music career to her jewelry business…
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James Knapp
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WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Self-proclaimed “DIY bro” Clifton Mansfield reportedly concocted a convoluted and completely fictitious backstory as to how…
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LOS ANGELES — Internet commenters who enjoy wasting their valuable time leaving snide remarks on social media posts by canned…
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Colleen Nerney
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RENO, Nev. – Local music fan Roger Dalton remains steadfast in his opinion that Poison’s seminal hit “Talk Dirty to…
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Walker JF Glenn
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Named after a freeway exit near their practice space, and often mispronounced by people who have only read it, (it…
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Zach Hudson
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WASHINGTON — Local man Michael Korey spent the last couple of days frantically searching for a second job after seeing…
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Malia Simon
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Holy fucking shit! Some of you may not believe it when I tell you this, but yesterday I came upon…
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Liam Stephenson
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local record store Death and Waxes added “staff pick” signs at certain urinals in their restroom to…
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Steve Esparra
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Ah yes, Killswitch Engage. The rooster’s crow of the metalcore world. The band you can set your watch to. Every…
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