Nathan Kamal
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We are currently living in a golden age of Star Wars spin-offs. If a character has ever appeared in the…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — Notorious punk rock ghoul Matt Skiba was spotted monotonously saying the phrase “I’m a spooky boy” over…
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Krissy Howard
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Each week, The Hard Times takes some time out of its busy schedule of eating chips and dropping pretzels to…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOSTON — Friends and relatives of local resident, Brian Gibbs, have reported that the 28-year-old has insisted for years that…
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Nathan Kamal
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Everyone makes mistakes, and I am no exception. I have made mistakes in love, I have made mistakes with alcohol,…
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Colleen Nerney
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A bag of baby spinach sitting untouched in a local fridge is currently coming to the inevitable…
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I know I’m not what you expected in a future son-in-law, but your daughter is marrying a guy with the…
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Ian Yamamoto
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PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever…
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Dom Turek
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Oh fuck, not again. Dad is motioning for our server to come over. She already remade his Arnold Palmer with…
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Neel Bhakta
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LAS VEGAS — Pop punk fan and amateur blackjack player Devin Suggs has fallen into debt after instinctively hitting on…
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