Dan Kozuh
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WHEATON, Ill. — Local and state authorities are in a desperate search for a local father who jokingly put socks…
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Dan Rice
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SALEM, Mass. — The occult community was rocked to its core yesterday after paranormal researcher and television host Aaron Todd…
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Zac Townsend
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Fuck, Marry, Kill. The three paths to a complete life. Accomplishing any of these three feats before you die is…
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Dillon Magrann-Wells
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Friends and family of Mariah Carey’s boyfriend Bryan Tanaka are increasingly concerned about his poorly thought-out…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Local graphic designer Max Norman attempted to access an entry-level job this week, only to find that…
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Rob Steinberg
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2020 has been one hell of a year for music. We heard, at least. We'll be honest. After turning 30…
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Clara Endres
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PHILADELPHIA — Highly influential emo band Crowquill reportedly split today after producing just 30 minutes of recorded music and playing…
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Nariko Ott
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We’ve all been there. Feeling stuck at your job; maybe staring at your dumbass kid. Dreaming of the day when…
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Alex Falcone
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RENO, Nev. — Local man Josh Stegman reportedly now prefers the worst part of the concert experience to no experience…
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Andy Holt
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KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…
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