Patrick Coyne
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ANDALUSIA, Pa. — A group of preteen boys playing in the woods yesterday were “totally meh” after stumbling upon a…
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Jonah Nink
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So we're about halfway through the second paragraph of the Wikipedia for ‘Ten’ and the only thing we've learned so…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Experts warned today that listening to the hit Mountain Goats song “This Year” is no longer enough…
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Kevin Flynn
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DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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Cory Cousins
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Viking metal band Fjord Destroyer took a local Chili’s restaurant by storm during the evening rush last…
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Zac Fairhall
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SEATTLE — Seattle police officers attempting to complete a routine first-aid course last week finished their training session by kneeling…
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Jonah Nink
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Can you guys hear me ok? What’s that? I can see your faces but can’t hear anything. Can you guys…
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IMPERIAL BEACH, Calif. — A punk shark known to terrorize beachgoers attacked a scuba diver by ripping the sleeves off…
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Coward Hour
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The Coil era has begun and here is the first bonus episode of Coward Hour. Nik has grown a mustache.
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