Patrick Crooks
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…
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Ish Gupta
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Look man, I knew getting a bachelor's degree in English probably wasn't gonna be the best use of my time…
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Lauren Lavín
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Nate Bolgren was completely unaware that the woman he attempted to flirt with yesterday on…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s…
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Well Christian soldiers, I guess you could call this the ultimate case of “good news, bad news.” Our savior Jesus…
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Kevin Tit
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HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. — Legendary punk rock band Black Flag is hoping that this is the year they finally get…
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MALAYSIA — Production of the upcoming Uncharted movie adaptation has halted after the project lost yet another director, who plummeted…
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Patrick Coyne
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ST. LOUIS — Former Vice President Joe Biden admitted earlier today that he hates to see Elizabeth Warren leave the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Naughty Dog, creators of The Last of Us, announced today they are working on a video…
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Kevin Tit
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Sick, debt-ridden voter Roz Benoit doesn’t really love Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, but kind of really needs…
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