March 2020 - Page 12 of 30

Alex Salcido • March 20, 2020

NEW YORK — The Carfax Car Fox TV mascot shocked the world this past Monday as the latest to be…

Giovanni Colantonio • March 20, 2020

NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so…

John Danek • March 20, 2020

Sex education in America is deplorable. Public schools are still trying to teach abstinence as if half the students aren’t…

Krissy Howard • March 20, 2020

HOUSTON — Confused guy and self-described “gym rat” Hunter Brooks habitually motioned today for a woman at a local Planet…

Camillia Nazanin • March 20, 2020

SEATTLE — Sephora patrons rushed into local stores early Friday for the launch of Majora's Mask, Nintendo’s limited-time exfoliation product,…

James Knapp • March 20, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine — Residents of local punk house the Fire Trap added more tap water today to the house’s already…

Andy Holt • March 20, 2020

HAMMERLOCKE, Galar — Popular children’s book character and television star Clifford the Big Red Dog is reportedly clinging to life…

Giovanni Colantonio • March 19, 2020

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic…

Kellen Beck • March 19, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on…

The Hard Times Staff • March 19, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Popular OnlyFans model LilVickiXX posted a new video earlier today where she showed her ass, tits,…