Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BETHLEHEM — A local show billed as “The Most Important Event in Human History” reportedly ended as a “total fucking…
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John Dixon
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NORTH POLE — Jolly Old Saint Nicholas admitted he was slightly irritated last week when his workshop was flooded by…
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Hard Drive Staff
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When Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick awoke, it was so dark, he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the…
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Kyle Erf
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NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating…
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Shawn Murray
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We have to tighten the borders in this country. And for once, I'm not talking about Mexico, or Alaska! No,…
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Shawn Murray
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We have to tighten the borders in this country. And for once, I'm not talking about Mexico, or Alaska! No,…
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Kyle Erf
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PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo…
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Francis Beringer
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NORTH POLE — Santa Claus shocked Christmas enthusiasts worldwide today by launching a Patreon campaign to fund his 2018 world…
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Francis Beringer
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NORTH POLE — Santa Claus shocked Christmas enthusiasts worldwide today by launching a Patreon campaign to fund his 2018 world…
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Dan Rice
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If you celebrate the Christmas holiday chances are that at some point this December you have watched A Christmas Story,…
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