SAN JOSE, Calif. — Roommates at punk/party house the Snake Pit are reportedly growing alarmed by the complete lack of…
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Let’s get one thing straight- my rifle collection could defend a small country. I could wipe out my entire town’s…
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Courtney Baka
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local woman Maria Phillips narrowly escaped embarrassment yesterday when she convinced visitors that the sex toy she…
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Andy Holt
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CHARLESTON, S.C. — Several of local DC Extended Universe fan Shane Thorne’s roomates have confirmed that he has been practicing…
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Lucas Passarella
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TORONTO — Hardcore veterans Conceited Eyes confronted their long-time merch guy Tony Lankins yesterday after finding his name listed in…
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Claire Brown
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Romance is dead and millennials killed it. Gone are the days of excitement, spontaneity, and fidelity. Instead, the “me me…
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Rose Neptune
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MISSOULA, Mont. — Local stoner Zannah Meyers concluded that the weed she smoked this afternoon must be “extremely shitty,” after…
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Bobby D. Lux
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…
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Doug Francisco
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ALLSTON, Mass. — Local musician Doug Robinson attempted to borrow a bassoon last night for his set with folk-punk octet…
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Patrick Coyne
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PALO ALTO — Business magnate and Tesla Inc. CEO Elon Musk has changed the name of his flagship company to…
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