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We Came Up With 1,982 Nicknames for Waluigi

I made a huge mistake.

As of the time of that this article was published, our tweet has 1,982 likes. Here are all your Waluigi nicknames.

Have at it, you cruel bastards.

  1. Waluweewee
  2. Mr Eggplant
  3. The Annoying Purple
  4. Assist Trophy
  5. Wah Boy
  6. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder EmVORErium
  7. The Snazzz
  8. GOOD Luigi
  9. Mr. Steal Your Girl
  10. Wah? Luigi!
  11. The Human Dick
  12. Big Purps
  13. Wario’s Uncle
  14. Shaped Like an Upside Down L On Your Forehead
  15. Cockzilla
  16. Walubeachy (if it’s summer)
  17. Steve Buscemi’s Ghost
  18. Groot (translate to English?)
  19. The Big Stink
  20. The World’s Second Greatest Detective
  21. Mario’s Dad
  22. The Guy Who Cucked Luigi With Daisy
  23. Voreburger
  24. The Amazing Jonathan
  25. Mr. and Mrs. Waluigi
  26. Grimace’s Godson
  27. Knifestache
  28. Ole Tired Eyes
  29. Bone Boy
  30. Numbah 3 Killa
  31. Drake No Josh
  32. Wawho?weekly
  33. Lewd Ferrigno
  34. The Captain
  35. Wabubeebee
  36. The Pipe King
  37. Andre Apathy
  38. George
  39. The Frenchman
  40. This is Forty
  41. Papa
  42. Uncircumcised Subscribe
  43. Walueevee fire type
  44. Walueevee water type
  45. Walueevee electric type
  46. Wahoo Answers
  47. Wablueuigi (For blue/purple colorblind gamers)
  48. Gay Mario
  49. Purple Drink
  50. Long D The Plumber Boy
  51. Tall Toad
  52. The Blank Screen (for completely blind gamers)
  53. Mr. Negative (but not the Spider-Man one)
  54. The Pipecleaner
  55. The New York City Choker
  56. Zodiac
  57. Member of R Kelly’s Sex Cult
  58. Booth Babe
  59. Ole Less Strange Than Fiction
  60. Mr Steal Yo Princess
  61. Gary Coleman 2
  62. Stick Shift Dick Mitch
  63. NY Cock Exchange
  64. The Fig Lebowski
  65. The Honorable Judge Waluigi Now Presiding
  66. Robocop
  67. Mushroom Kingdom’s Most Eligible Bachelor
  68. The King of Queens
  69. Nice
  70. Wally From The Block
  71. Prawn Jeremy
  72. Undefeated Heavyweight Champion Wah “The Uncircumcised Strangler” Luigi
  73. The Purple Abe Lincoln
  74. The Reincarnation of Prince
  75. Wahbbuffet
  76. WahYahweh
  77. Wahtzee!
  78. Jewish American Princess
  79. He Who Shall Not Be Circumcised
  80. Hispanic! At The Disco
  81. The Perfumed Seneschal
  82. The Nathan’s Hot Dog Vomiting Champion Of The World
  83. A Spike Lee Joint
  84. Italian Pete Davidson
  85. Disco Jack
  86. Bump ‘N’ Grind
  87. BAE
  88. American History Sex
  89. Vibrating Mario
  90. Dear Leader
  91. Man Going His Own Way
  92. Busty Teen Getting Pipes Plumbed By Long-Dicked Stud and Weird, Much Shorter Brother
  93. Wally
  94. President of the Rick and Morty Official Fan Club
  95. Señor Fuck Fuck
  96. El Hombre En La Colina
  97. El Purple Gato
  98. Su Casa Mi Waluigi
  99. El Dios Del Sol
  100. Forbidden Manfruit
  101. Sunscreen Joe
  102. সূর্য দেবতা
  103. արեւի աստվածը
  104. 太陽神
  105. Wonderwaaaahhh
  106. Mr. Purple Son
  107. Mr. Purple Flesh
  108. Crank 2 High Voltage
  109. Mr. Purple Drawer
  110. Straight Luigi
  111. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
  112. Donzale Waaaashington
  113. Crooked stache killer
  114. Growth Spurt
  115. The Purple Marble
  116. Mr. Purple Doll
  117. Joshua
  118. New Stepdad
  119. The Purple Rule
  120. The One Who Is Called “I Am”
  121. Notorious STD
  122. George Waluigishington
  123. The Purple Rings
  124. Zero Suit Waluigi
  125. The 41 Year Old Virgin
  126. Purple Machine Guy
  127. Captain Dongrot
  128. An Erection Lasting Longer than 4 Hours
  129. My Wife’s Boyfriend
  130. Bad Green Mario
  131. Mistake
  132. David Foster Waluigi
  133. Mr. Purple Street
  134. Purple Legs Guy
  135. Mr. Purple Hat
  136. Mr. Purple Drain
  137. Jerry Seinfeld
  138. Mr. Purple Celery
  139. Mr. Purple Distribution
  140. The Purple Flock
  141. The Purple-ist Nurple
  142. The Purple Ring
  143. Mr. Purple Baseball
  144. Mr. Purple Tongue
  145. Wahn Jeremy
  146. The Waaahlfare State
  147. The Purple Package
  148. Plum 41
  149. Mr. Purple Plane
  150. Unnamed Third Party
  151. Won’t-Luigi
  152. The Purple Line
  153. Mr Big Stuff
  154. Throb Marley
  155. Curves to the Right
  156. Discount Murdoc Niccols.
  157. Erect Stanley
  158. The Purple Fang
  159. The Purple Division
  160. Purple Jump Guy
  161. WaluSTI
  162. The Purple Bit
  163. That’s Waaaaaaaa She Said
  164. Jizzuigi
  165. Mr. Purple Passenger
  166. Purple rain
  167. That Vague Nausea You Get After Work Sometimes
  168. Wahnny Depp
  169. The Thin Wah Duke
  170. Nintendo’s Mario Tennis OC
  171. Hentai Steve
  172. Wa “always pee after sex to avoid a uti” Luigi
  173. Mustache Molester
  174. The Burgundy Brawler
  175. Purple Trouble Guy
  176. Mr. Purple Pickle
  177. Mr. Purple Corn
  178. The Purple Books
  179. Mr. Purple Horses
  180. Mr. Purple Riddle
  181. Quantity is not quality
  182. Nintendemort
  183. Mr. Purple Birth
  184. Post Alone
  185. Tentacle Enthusiast.
  186. Moms New Boyfriend
  187. Purple Nurples
  188. Mr. Purple Woman
  189. Wa Wa Cool J
  190. Waluigi Esq. of Waluigi and Sons Firm, Attorneys At Law
  191. Mr. Purple Duck
  192. The Purple Self
  193. Sticky Martin
  194. The Slippery Nipple
  195. Mr. Purple Sleet
  196. Purple Teeth Guy
  197. The Crusty Cretin
  198. Ken Waaaaaaaaatanabe
  199. The Purple Calendar
  200. Snideley Dickrash
  201. Mr. Purple Push
  202. Turkey and Hi-C
  203. Ant Man and The Waaahhhh
  204. Hotter John Stamos
  205. The Purple Kettle
  206. Tall, Wah, and Handsome
  207. Purple Business Guy
  208. An Elf on Growth Hormones
  209. The Purple Stone
  210. Dr. Dentist
  211. Bathlazar the Bath Salts Tsar
  212. Sir
  213. Mr. Purple Birds
  214. One of the Most Hardest Hitting Safeties in the League
  215. Wahxanne, You don’t have to wear that dress tonight
  216. Lulu
  217. Convicted Hammock Molester
  218. The Purple Wing
  219. Slap stick purple suck
  220. The Purple Writing
  221. Dr Dickll / Mr Wyde
  222. Big Wah Energy
  223. The Purple Teaching
  224. Mr. Purple Flower
  225. That purple cunt that always brings his tennis racket
  226. Bony Ass Wario
  227. Mr. Purple Steam
  228. Mr. Purple Reading
  229. The Main Attraction
  230. Purple Temper Guy
  231. James Cameron’s Wah-vatar
  232. The Purple Skirt
  233. Mr. Purple Card
  234. Mr. Purple Mass
  235. The Long Arm of the Wah
  236. The Purple Measure
  237. The Purple Horn
  238. Big Daddy Wah
  239. Daniel Day Walewisi
  240. The Purple Horse
  241. The Caped Cumsader
  242. Mr. Purple Vacation
  243. Walu-lovin’ Machine
  244. The Purple Driving
  245. Purple Prince Of Peace
  246. Sakurai’s Boy
  247. Mr. Purple Edge
  248. Mr. Purple Pancake
  249. Purple Rake Guy
  250. Mr. Hands
  251. Wahquaman
  252. Stone Cold Steve Wah-stin
  253. Grandaddy Purple
  254. Wahnson and Wahnson 3-in-1 Shampoo
  255. The Purple Clam
  256. Wahuey Lewis & The Nudes
  257. Wall-E
  258. The Color Waluigi
  259. The Purple Rabbit
  260. The Purple Sky
  261. Mr. Purple Guide
  262. Jabroni
  263. The L is for Lizard Person
  264. The Forgotten
  265. My Whole Afternoon Spent Thinking of Puns
  266. Sgt. Discharge
  267. Mr. Purple Baby
  268. #1 Hentai Fan
  269. Walli the Lean Monster
  270. Waka Waka
  271. Mr. Purple Doctor
  272. The Wahbadook
  273. Mr. Purple Quartz
  274. The Purple Babies
  275. The Purple Gun
  276. The Great Shatsby
  277. The Purple Army
  278. Mr. Purple Appliance
  279. Just the Tip
  280. The Purple Frogs
  281. Sad Max
  282. Walmart Fuckboi
  283. The Purple Camp
  284. Mr. Purple Acoustics
  285. His Manjesty
  286. The Purple Window
  287. The Purple Verse
  288. The Purple Rod
  289. One Wa Man
  290. TheRealNApster
  291. The Stink
  292. The Purple Turkey
  293. The Purple Bridge
  294. No, that’s Mario. I’m talking about the evil one Mom. No, that’s Wario. The tall one. No, that’s Luigi. Mom if you’re going to play can you at least pretend to care? It’s the purple one. No, that’s Mario again, I said the purple one. Ok there we go.
  295. The Waaaaahling Wall
  296. Mr. Purple Rock
  297. Mount Gushmore
  298. Humbert Humbert
  299. Purple Holiday Guy
  300. Pariah Carey
  301. Waluigi Armstrong
  302. Mr. Purple Day
  303. Mr. Purple Sink
  304. Mr. Purple Instrument
  305. The Purple Step
  306. Ole Gangly Dong
  307. Mr. Purple Sleep
  308. Kingpin Skinnypimp
  309. The Muscles From Brussels
  310. Mr. Purple Yard
  311. Cherry Pie (an old nickname from college)
  312. Purple Experience Guy
  313. Wam Bam Thank You Waluigi
  314. WAHdimir Putin
  315. Stinkmaster
  316. The Aristocrat!
  317. Purple Tent Guy
  318. Mr. Purple Need
  319. Mr. Purple Locket
  320. Purple Farm Guy
  321. The Purple Blade
  322. The Purple Fairies
  323. Meth Cousin
  324. Fuck
  325. Mr. Purple Basket
  326. The Purple Shape
  327. The Purple Rate
  328. The Tickler
  329. The Purple Stranger
  330. The Rigged Erection
  331. The Purple Lumber
  332. Purple Story Guy
  333. Mr. Purple Hydrant
  334. Wal Of Jericho
  335. Walui-Gee Rick I Don’t Know About This
  336. Vogue Foreskin
  337. The Two Eyed, Two Legged, Flying Purple Penis Haver
  338. The W Word
  339. The Purple Cats
  340. The Purple Train
  341. Mr. Purple Offer
  342. Gross
  343. The Perinium Plumber
  344. Walig-Why Did We Agree To This?
  345. Mr. Purple Dinosaurs
  346. The Purple Religion
  347. Mr. Purple Straw
  348. The Purple Creator
  349. The Purple Church
  350. Ethnic Stereotype No. 4
  351. Horseface Killah
  352. Mr. Purple Time
  353. Royal Flush
  354. Wa Wa Black Sheep
  355. Mr. Purple Burst
  356. Handsome Ted Cruz
  357. Mr. Purple Drink
  358. The Only Thing I See When I Close My Eyes Ever Since “The Incident”
  359. Joshub
  360. Dirty Pete
  361. Mr. Tall, Dark, and Moist
  362. Tom Hard-On
  363. Tonight’s Boyfriend
  364. Purple Mark Guy
  365. Oil Rig Santa Claus
  366. Purp Fiction
  367. Paul Manafort
  368. M Seeking M
  369. Purple Reign
  370. Walu-Ouija Board
  371. The Purple Pan
  372. Hench and a Half
  373. Million Dollar Baby
  374. Walu-weeb-i
  375. Mr. Purple View
  376. !!!
  377. A Cop’s Worst Nightmare
  378. The Purple Visitor
  379. The Purple Women
  380. Frasier Pain
  381. The Purple Lake
  382. The Purple Silk
  383. Raw Dog
  384. The Reason for the Season
  385. Former Host of Talk Soup
  386. The Purple Quiver
  387. Mr. Purple North
  388. Wally Sparks
  389. Harder Tim
  390. The Purple Vest
  391. Purple Hospital Guy
  392. The Purple Minute
  393. xWaluigix
  394. Mr. Purple Level
  395. WA-LUI-GI, WA-LUI-GO, WA-LUI-HA, WA-LUI-HA-HA
  396. God
  397. Mr. Purple Cake
  398. The Purple Squirrel
  399. Titanfall 2 Didn’t Get Enough Credit
  400. The Purple Spot
  401. The Flesh Prince
  402. Tall glass of walter
  403. Purple Big Dick Long Man
  404. Lady WaWa
  405. Dr. Waluigi, D.O.
  406. Masc 4 Masc
  407. Wally Bully
  408. Warios “Roommate”
  409. The Purpletrator
  410. The Man With No Name
  411. Mr. Purple Hair
  412. Mr. Purple Pencil
  413. Shy Stallone
  414. Mr. Purple Produce
  415. Mr. Purple Rail
  416. The Thin Purple Duke
  417. The man with the stinky pinkies
  418. Dr. Please Don’t Purple Rain On Me
  419. Tommy Toe Jam
  420. Mr. Purple Respect
  421. Mr. Purple Pot
  422. Mr. Purple Ghost
  423. Luigi’s Monster
  424. Purple Watch Guy
  425. The Purple Plot
  426. Pub-Wi
  427. Slim Dickins
  428. The Purple Spoon
  429. Mr. Purple Observation
  430. Mr. Purple Tendency
  431. The Purple Breath
  432. Mr. Purple Crack
  433. Wah McClane
  434. Mr. Purple Stew
  435. The Purple Root
  436. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
  437. Waluijizz
  438. Mr. Purple Snow
  439. The Smarm
  440. Admiral Asshole
  441. The Purple Bottle
  442. Uncle Dipstick
  443. Wa Filter
  444. Wa Luigi Baby Don’t Hurt Me Don’t Hurt Me No More
  445. The Purple Cattle
  446. Notorious W.A.H.
  447. Waaaa Why Won’t Senpai Notice Me?
  448. Waluigi on Sunshine
  449. Creed Bratton From The Office (US)
  450. Mr. Purple Bells
  451. The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Waluigi
  452. Mr. Purple Lunch
  453. Sweeny Waaaadd
  454. The Purple Steel
  455. The Purple Sweater
  456. Lady WahWah
  457. The Guy That’s Fuckin Mario’s Mom
  458. Baddie Long Legs
  459. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Waluigi R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
  460. Mr. Purple Connection
  461. Robbie Rotten
  462. Evil Conan O’Brien
  463. The Purple One
  464. Lord of The Dicks
  465. The Heart Of Saturday Night
  466. Mr. Purple Route
  467. The Purple Peephole Skeeter
  468. JabberWah
  469. The Purple Ship
  470. The Purple Lunchroom
  471. The Sex Offender Formerly Known As Waluigi
  472. Mr. Purple Arch
  473. The Friend You Don’t Invite
  474. The Purple Egg
  475. Mr. Purple Money
  476. Tom Foulry
  477. Raul Juliwah
  478. The Purple Earth
  479. Mr. Purple Leg
  480. Benedick CUMberbatch
  481. Lasagna Cock (inside joke between Waluigi and Toad)
  482. Mr. Purple Fall
  483. The Purple Parcel
  484. The Hung Jury
  485. Visible Panty Line The Man
  486. Mr. Purple Voice
  487. The Chosen One
  488. Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
  489. The Purple Rainstorm
  490. Goku
  491. The Prostate With the Mostate
  492. The Purple Tree
  493. The Pastey Feeler
  494. The Purple Van
  495. Za Waluigido!
  496. The Purple Rain
  497. Cokémon Master
  498. The Purple Salt
  499. Mr. Purple Station
  500. Waluigiby
  501. Suspender Jones, Erotic Detective
  502. The Purple Maid
  503. Wa Wa Wa Wa Thotz
  504. Jethro Tall
  505. The Purple Hall
  506. The Purple Tomatoes
  507. Mr. Purple Power
  508. Mr. Purple Rifle
  509. Mr. Purple Pie
  510. Larry Bird
  511. The Long Arm of the Waah
  512. The Other Purple Man
  513. Daddy Kong
  514. Mr. Purple Skate
  515. WaluiGG Allen
  516. Sentient Dick Pic
  517. Luigi-Comma-Wa
  518. The Man. The Legend.
  519. Mr. Purple Aunt
  520. Mr. Purple Note
  521. Serena WAAAHlliams
  522. The Purple Front
  523. The Trump of Tennis
  524. Wahrles Manson
  525. Long Wario
  526. The Purple Tramp
  527. Daniel-Day-Lewis-In-Gangs-Of-New-York-Looking-Motherfucker
  528. Tucker Max?
  529. Mr. Purple Silver
  530. Mr. Purple Bomb
  531. Purple Trick Guy
  532. Hurricane Moist
  533. Mr. Purple Town
  534. Mark Waaaaaahlberg
  535. Long Bones McAngularFace
  536. The Purple Direction
  537. Mr. Purple Sticks
  538. The Color Purple
  539. The Purple Stem
  540. Purple Zinc Guy
  541. ROYGBinch
  542. WAAAAAAllflower
  543. Kyler F.
  544. Creep Purple
  545. The Purple Frame
  546. The Purple Plantation
  547. Pleasure Island
  548. Waaah-ger Federer
  549. Slippery Jesus
  550. Purple Art Guy
  551. Slim Steve
  552. DJ workboots
  553. Not Another Hard Drive List
  554. The Purple Care
  555. The Purple Form
  556. The Purple Discussion
  557. The Purple Order
  558. The Purple Pets
  559. Ms. Chanandler Waluigi Bong
  560. Kisses With Teeth
  561. Purple Berry Guy
  562. One word waluigi
  563. Mr. Purple Growth
  564. Purple Sound Guy
  565. Barney’s Dick
  566. Five Pool Noodles
  567. The Perks of Being a Wah-flower
  568. The Purple Zipper
  569. Mr. Purple Cactus
  570. The Purple School
  571. A Star Wars Character For the Old School Women-Hating Fans
  572. Not-So-Shy Guy
  573. Purple Credit Guy
  574. Based on the novel WAH by Sapphire
  575. Mr. Has A Hat
  576. The Maltese Falcon but A Video Game Character
  577. Opposite Bae
  578. Joshuc
  579. Mr. Purple Hour
  580. Ol’ Turkey Neck
  581. Paul F. Throbkins
  582. Slim Pickens
  583. The Waluigi You Put Between Us
  584. The Purple Pocket
  585. Dong With The Wind
  586. Mr. Purple Balance
  587. Mr. Purple Sock
  588. Purple Morning Guy
  589. Slip and Slide-whistle
  590. The Purple Wood
  591. Skaluigi
  592. Felony Luigi
  593. The mascot formally know as Waluigi
  594. Forgettable
  595. Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah’n’Roll High School
  596. The Man In Black In Purple
  597. The Purple Dress
  598. Wah-rio
  599. Overrated
  600. The Purple Angle
  601. Mr. Purple Thing
  602. Dick Lastardly
  603. Walu-ouji board
  604. The Purple Fact
  605. Mr. Purple Place
  606. Walouis C.K.
  607. Mr. Purple Low
  608. Mr. Purple Fruit
  609. What I Call Pod Racing
  610. Mr. Purple Letters
  611. The Purple Prince
  612. The Purple Mind
  613. The Purple Bag
  614. Mr. Purple Pen
  615. Purple People Greeter
  616. The Purple Hand
  617. The Purple Attack
  618. Mr. Purple Glass
  619. Uncle Bad Touch
  620. The Third Winklevoss Twin
  621. The Purple Scene
  622. Purple Showers
  623. Mr. Purple Potato
  624. Roofuigi
  625. The Purple Yoke
  626. The Purple Juice
  627. The Violet Femme
  628. Purple Dad Guy
  629. Olive Garden In Human Form
  630. Wahbodan Milosevic
  631. The Purple Argument
  632. The Brother Forgotten
  633. Joe
  634. Mr. Purple Rabbits
  635. L-Cancel
  636. A Miserable Pile of Secrets
  637. Mr. Purple Plough
  638. Wah Wah Wahhhh Wah Wahbara Ann
  639. Pooper Mario
  640. Homeschool Luigi
  641. Jackie Chan
  642. A Real Life Umbrella
  643. Mr. Purple Laugh
  644. Mr. Purple Eggnog
  645. The Purple Treatment
  646. Randall Cunningham
  647. “Stop Or I’ll Call 911”
  648. Italian Hitler
  649. The Purple Grandmother
  650. Ooh-Wa-Ah-Ah-Ah-Luigi
  651. The Purple Boat
  652. Goku, but not the one you’re thinking of
  653. Wahlucy Wahliu
  654. Mr. Purple Digestion
  655. The Purple Pail
  656. Wahnton Soup
  657. Rick Nastly
  658. The Purple Sort
  659. Ooh eeeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walu Igi Bing Bong
  660. The Purple Join
  661. The Mothman
  662. Walugiam Shakespeare
  663. The Purple Cover
  664. The Purple Country
  665. Mr. Purple Hammer
  666. Mardi Gross
  667. WaluiiU
  668. The Tripod God
  669. The Purple Pleasure
  670. Mr. Purple Work
  671. The Purple Talk
  672. Kindly Whiplash
  673. The Purple Cave
  674. Lizard Person of New Donk City
  675. Mr. Purple Committee
  676. Wes Anderson
  677. The Purple Room
  678. WahYoshi(on Tinder)
  679. Purple Match Guy
  680. The Purple Language
  681. The Purple Alarm
  682. WALVIGI
  683. The Italian Scallion
  684. Walulu Lemon
  685. The Purple Zoo
  686. The Purple Grip
  687. Jim Walushi
  688. The Purple Quill
  689. Seth Macy
  690. Mr. Purple Touch
  691. Mr. Purple Point
  692. Sweat Midler
  693. The Repeat Offender
  694. Mr. Purple Record
  695. The Mauve AVENGER
  696. The Sudden Horrible Certainty That Your Hope Is In Vain
  697. Lisa Stank
  698. Mr. Purple Development
  699. Giant Enemy Crab
  700. Mr. Purple Comparison
  701. 1976 Ford F10P XLT Ranger Pickup Truck – Restored – $2000 OBO
  702. Mr. Pizzas
  703. Wasabi Luigi
  704. The Choad Warrior
  705. Brazzers.waaaaa
  706. Mandy patinkon if he was a horse
  707. Mono No Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
  708. WALUGI
  709. The Purple End
  710. Old New Dad
  711. Birdo’s Booty Call
  712. The Opposite of Luigi or Some shit
  713. Mr. Purple Mailbox
  714. Lil’ Rhinophyma
  715. Purple Roof Guy
  716. Wah-rld of Wah-craft
  717. Wahren Zevon
  718. The Purple Creature
  719. The Purple Relation
  720. Squeege weege
  721. Musty
  722. Mr. Purple Bike
  723. Ubermensch
  724. The Purple Behavior
  725. The Purple Nation
  726. Mr. Purple Arm
  727. Mr. Purple Beds
  728. Ma Waaaaiiiiife
  729. Daniel Day Lewis
  730. Skinny the Clown
  731. The Purple Shame
  732. The Purple Bushes
  733. Nintendo’s Purp Headed Step Child
  734. Mr. Purple Flavor
  735. Thin thighs save lives
  736. The Purple Sea
  737. Just Because He Hasn’t Done It Yet Doesn’t Mean You Should Trust a Man With a Face Like That
  738. The Purple Bedroom
  739. Mr. Purple Crime
  740. Mr. Purple River
  741. Purple Rain
  742. Mr. Wahldwide
  743. Mr. Peaches
  744. The Purple Pin
  745. The Purple Pear
  746. Elbowser
  747. Mr. Purple Water
  748. The Purple Sidewalk
  749. Crotch-ster the Grouch
  750. Big Weeg
  751. Squirt of Italian Dressing
  752. One Wanged Angel
  753. Mr. Purple Planes
  754. The Purple Guitar
  755. The Purple Frog
  756. Bad Pillow
  757. Mr. Purple Increase
  758. Wingo Wango
  759. Mr. Purple Quicksand
  760. Waatch Me Nae Nae
  761. Mr. Purple Existence
  762. Purple Selection Guy
  763. Methistopheles
  764. Wal Kilmer
  765. The Reason Samus Wears That Suit
  766. Mr. Purple Surprise
  767. The Purple Shock
  768. Mr. Purple Linen
  769. Mr. Purple Rub
  770. Mr. Steal Your Princess
  771. The Purple Mine
  772. The Purple Can
  773. MF POON
  774. Mr. Feel Your Girl
  775. The Purple Apparel
  776. Mr. Purple Minister
  777. Mr. Purple Apparatus
  778. Smamp!
  779. Johnny cold cuts!
  780. Your Little Brother’s Dark Freudian Dream
  781. The Purple Desk
  782. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Luigi
  783. Wah-bash Cannonball by Wah-nny Cash
  784. Tall Blart: Brawl Cop
  785. The Best Damn Tennis Player I’ve Ever Faced
  786. The Big Dub
  787. The Violet Violator
  788. Wha-wha-wha (Luigi)
  789. The Purple Butter
  790. WAHN Radio 969.69 FM, Wahn Stop Rock N Roll
  791. Mr. Purple Request
  792. Ben-Wah Balls
  793. Tsunderebolt
  794. The Purple Bucket
  795. Purple Sugar Guy
  796. Smellin’ Degenerate
  797. Heroin Wario
  798. Mr. Purple Stop
  799. Felon Musk
  800. Purple Idea Guy
  801. Sarah McWahchlan
  802. Jared Leto
  803. Colonel cum stain
  804. Miyamoto’s Illegitimate Son
  805. Mr. Purple Rose
  806. The Purple Wax
  807. Gangly Kong
  808. Dominique Strauss-Kahn
  809. The Purple Rest
  810. Mr. Purple Home
  811. Purple Brick Guy
  812. Mr. Slit Splitter
  813. Still better than having to play as Toad
  814. Biggest Uncircumcised Dick Energy
  815. The Purple War
  816. Waluigi the Hedgehog (OC DONT STEAL)
  817. Darth Penetrator
  818. The Purple Addition
  819. Nintendon’t
  820. Pedro
  821. Mr. Purple Cast
  822. The Purple Purpose
  823. The Purple Desire
  824. Mr. Purple Head
  825. Groper Cleveland
  826. Deathpacito
  827. Purple Fold Guy
  828. The Purple Actor
  829. Mario 4: Mario’s Revenge
  830. The reason I lost faith in humanity
  831. Extra Crispy Luigi
  832. Purple Steel
  833. Mr. Purple Believe
  834. Mr. Purple Tank
  835. Mr. Fucking Waluigi, To You
  836. Mr. Purple Sheet
  837. The Purple Yam
  838. Well you can tell by the way I use my WAH, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk
  839. WaluiG-Money and His Special Sauce
  840. Handlebario
  841. Mr. Purple Island
  842. The Purple Twig
  843. The Purple Uncle
  844. Purple Wrench Guy
  845. Wah Wah Wally Boy
  846. Mr. Purple Cook
  847. Mr. Purple Brother
  848. Purple Paper Guy
  849. I Have Embezzled Hundreds Of Dollars From Hard Drive And I Have Never Been Caught, This Is My Confession
  850. The Man Banned From Jo Ann Fabrics Nationwide for Installing Glory Holes in Bathrooms
  851. Purple Man Guy
  852. The Purple Branch
  853. The Purple Cemetery
  854. The Purple Geese
  855. Violet J
  856. Purple Spy Guy
  857. The Purple Chickens
  858. Do the John Waluigi
  859. Waluigi-Spot
  860. Mr. Purple Crib
  861. Crazier Hand
  862. Tweedle Hung
  863. The Almighty Wa
  864. Sum Forty Wahn
  865. Walou Kang
  866. Mr. Purple Zephyr
  867. My uncles friend that was just being affectionate
  868. Mr. Purple Middle
  869. Purple Glove Guy
  870. Agent 69
  871. Wal*Mart Supersaver Club
  872. Your Lord and Saviour You Filthy Pleb
  873. The Epitome and Eventual Collapsing Point of Modern Meme Culture
  874. Violet Evergarden
  875. Garfield
  876. Purple Secretary Guy
  877. Captain Mook
  878. The Alpha And The Wah-mega, The Lui-genning And The End
  879. Wa Wa (Like The Convenience Store)
  880. Mr. Purple Wind
  881. Mr. Purple Payment
  882. Dark Toon Walink
  883. The Artist Formerly Known As Waluigi
  884. He Who Must Not Be Wah’d
  885. Smegmario
  886. Mr. Purple Prose
  887. Mr. Purple Wash
  888. Mr. Purple Truck
  889. The Purple Car
  890. Mushroom Kingdom Kramer
  891. Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov
  892. The Purple Pill
  893. Mr. Purple Grain
  894. Curly Jerry
  895. The Purple Orange
  896. The artist formerly known as Wa
  897. Dong DeLouise
  898. The Purple Crown
  899. Waluigi CK
  900. Homecoming Jester
  901. Mr. Purple Playground
  902. Mr. Purple Dock
  903. Purple Dameron
  904. Lars Ulrich
  905. Wah The Pooh
  906. Slim Shadigi
  907. The Purple Night
  908. Mr. Purple Seashore
  909. Wah Wah Black Sheep
  910. The Purple Pipe
  911. Drink of WAHHHHHHHter
  912. Mr. Purple Wound
  913. Tragic Mike
  914. Flasher in the Rye
  915. Purple Snake Guy
  916. Mr. Purple Oven
  917. The Purple House
  918. Mr. Purple Statement
  919. Mr. Purple Bubble
  920. Purple Society Guy
  921. Italian Rapscallion
  922. Big Moist
  923. Walu-Remember Ask Jeeves?
  924. The WAAHrp Star
  925. The Purple Page
  926. Jesus Christ
  927. Bradley
  928. The Purple Discovery
  929. Mr. Purple Event
  930. Long Balls
  931. Mr. Purple Waves
  932. Mr. Purple Arithmetic
  933. Debbie Waaaahsserman Schultz
  934. The Moist Slapper
  935. Mr. Purple Giraffe
  936. Mr. Purple Pollution
  937. The Purple Badge
  938. The Purple Tiger
  939. The Big Purple Coefficient
  940. Two Eyed, Long Dong, Wah-ing Purple People Eater
  941. Patty Man-aise
  942. Peter North
  943. Mr. Purple Caption
  944. We Are Literally Ugly Ignorant Gangly Italians
  945. Number 69 in Your Program, Number One in Your Heart
  946. The Purple Sheep
  947. Purple Cobweb Guy
  948. Mr. Purple Tail
  949. The Boy Who Cried WAAAAAH
  950. Mr. Purple Spade
  951. The Purple Stage
  952. Jeremy Krappenshitz
  953. Purple Beef Guy
  954. The Purple Amount
  955. Mr. Purple Robin
  956. Mr. Purple Weather
  957. Post-Luigi
  958. The Purple Bee
  959. The Purple Hate
  960. Mr. Purple Twist
  961. Not Wario, Mario, or Luigi
  962. The Purple Oatmeal
  963. The King Of The Prince Of Darkness
  964. Purple Furniture Guy
  965. Vincent Wallo
  966. Mr. Purple Turn
  967. Lank ‘n Beans
  968. Mr. Purple Color
  969. Mr Public Domain
  970. Purple Canvas Guy
  971. Daddy Long Legs
  972. The Purple Fly
  973. Chris Gaines
  974. The Purple Meanie
  975. Eugene Hutz When He Starts Wearing Purple
  976. Dong Lover
  977. Mr. Purple Brake
  978. Mr. Purple Store
  979. Casual Encounter
  980. Mr. Purple Muscle
  981. OliWah Cromwell
  982. Purple Side Guy
  983. The Loud Italian Guy In Front of You at Subway
  984. The Purple Protest
  985. The Purple Sail
  986. The Purple Blood
  987. Mr. Purple Mint
  988. Robbie Rotten’s Horny Cousin
  989. Harvey Waaaahnstein
  990. Purple Oranges Guy
  991. Mr. Purple Friends
  992. Mr. More Human Than Human
  993. Muave Monster
  994. Mr. Purple Camera
  995. WAHking on the Sun by Smash Mouth
  996. The Naked Gun
  997. Mr. Purple Quince
  998. Mr. Purple Swing
  999. Mr. Purple Land
  1000. The Purple Expert
  1001. Mr. Purple Hands
  1002. Mr. Purple Class
  1003. The Purple Engine
  1004. Willam Uigi
  1005. Mr. Purple Transport
  1006. Mr. 2016
  1007. Purple Ray Guy
  1008. The Purple Change
  1009. Purple Dirt Guy
  1010. Purple Representative Guy
  1011. Purple Meal Guy
  1012. Mr. Purple Mouth
  1013. Crying at the Wah Wah feat. Chris Gethard
  1014. Fuck-woi
  1015. Slumdog Thousandaire
  1016. The Purple Pet
  1017. The Grape Grappler
  1018. B. Cooper
  1019. Fallout Goy
  1020. Mr. Purple Walk
  1021. Machoer Man
  1022. The Purple Door
  1023. Mr. Purple Grade
  1024. Waaaah-en I was in elementary school it was hard for me to make friends and now I’m a freelance writer for an extemely niche online magazine
  1025. Mr. Purple Spark
  1026. The Purple Fog
  1027. WaluBee Gees
  1028. Daylight Come and Me Waaaahhna Go Home
  1029. Wea-biscuit
  1030. The Purple Stitch
  1031. Susan, but only if the IRS wants to know
  1032. Mr. Purple Swim
  1033. Wahí ½í±Luí ½í±Igií ½í±
  1034. Uncle Marty
  1035. Poon and Gloom
  1036. A Bit Worth Losing 100 Twitter Followers and Counting
  1037. The Purple Effect
  1038. Ahura Mazda
  1039. The Purple Cent
  1040. The Waluigi Trump’s Going It Build And Make Mexico Pay For It
  1041. Mr. Purple Wilderness
  1042. Mr. Purple Table
  1043. Sexy Wario
  1044. The Purple Trains
  1045. Mr. Purple Shade
  1046. Mr. Purple Heat
  1047. Musical Guest Janelle Monae
  1048. John Waleguizamo
  1049. Mr. Purple Run
  1050. Nightmare
  1051. Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
  1052. Slender Boy
  1053. Salvador Walí
  1054. Waaaaaaahhhhhhh
  1055. The Male Serena Williams
  1056. Mr. Purple Cushion
  1057. Slob Goblin
  1058. Fraisier Stain
  1059. Purple Fear Guy
  1060. The Purple Bead
  1061. Slice o’ pizza pie
  1062. The Purple Sack
  1063. The Purple Hope
  1064. The Purple Soap
  1065. A Character Played by Scarlett Johansson
  1066. The Purple Weight
  1067. Not Waluigi
  1068. Wario+Luigi
  1069. Solid Snake, If You Know What I Mean
  1070. Mr. Purple Mom
  1071. The Purple Jelly
  1072. Hairy Wahtter
  1073. The Purple Toy
  1074. Fuckboi Supreme
  1075. The Purple Receipt
  1076. Statutory Grape
  1077. Wahcamole
  1078. The Purple Hill
  1079. The Purple Hot
  1080. Wah Lou Ouija
  1081. The Purple Rhythm
  1082. Conan O’Brien
  1083. Mr. Purple Hobbies
  1084. Theo fuxtable
  1085. The Big Wabowksi
  1086. Beefs Wellington
  1087. Throbbin’ Williams
  1088. A$AP Weege
  1089. Nocturnal Admission
  1090. The President
  1091. The Purple Toe
  1092. Yellow Gut
  1093. Walst virginia
  1094. A Joke I Wrote Instead Of Working, Don’t Tell My Boss
  1095. Oops! All Foreskin
  1096. Stretch Legstrong
  1097. The Purple Test
  1098. Your Host For The Evening
  1099. Mr. Purple Partner
  1100. The Purple Way
  1101. I’m Just a WAH Boy, Nobody Loves Me
  1102. Purple Eyes Guy
  1103. Mr. Purple History
  1104. Filthy Fred
  1105. Hairy Thotter
  1106. Purple Iron Guy
  1107. Mr. Purple Hook
  1108. Mr. Purple Fork
  1109. WahWah
  1110. Skeleton Twin
  1111. The Purple Writer
  1112. The Slippery Slapper
  1113. Dude Your Girl Tells You Not to Worry About
  1114. The Purple Texture
  1115. The Purple Limit
  1116. Wushu Weegee
  1117. Mr. Purple Jail
  1118. The Purple Interest
  1119. The Purple Scissors
  1120. The Mushroom Tip King
  1121. Little Purple Jumpsuit
  1122. The Jolly Purple Giant
  1123. Missing Link
  1124. Bud Bowl MVP
  1125. Purple Person Guy
  1126. Stephen Cling
  1127. Mr. Purple Sense
  1128. Mario if he wasn’t allowed within 50 meters of a pre-school
  1129. Gringo Starr
  1130. Is anyone still reading this list?
  1131. The Purple Cause
  1132. The Great Waluigi by F. Scott FitzgeraldChapter 1.In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.
    “Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
    He didn’t say any more, but we’ve always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought — frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parceled out unequally at birth.
  1133. Tobias
  1134. The Purple Book
  1135. The Purple Stamp
  1136. The Purple Coil
  1137. Skunked 40 Of Beast
  1138. Mr. Purple Railway
  1139. Best Supporting Roll
  1140. Wilmer ValderWAHmma
  1141. Purple String Guy
  1142. Our Correspondent
  1143. Tony Supwano
  1144. The Purple Friend
  1145. Mr. Purple Aftermath
  1146. Mr. Purple Regret
  1147. Incel Elgort
  1148. The Purple Unit
  1149. The Purple Fireman
  1150. The Purple Crow
  1151. Purple Stocking Guy
  1152. Reggie Fils-Aime’s Little Brother
  1153. Mr. Purple Soda
  1154. [email protected]/_U161
  1155. The WaaahLocaust
  1156. Walumemegi
  1157. My Lanky Neighbor Who Buried His Pet Guinea Pig In His Backyard Last Week
  1158. Jizzam The Sex Genie
  1159. Purple Haircut Guy
  1160. Live From New York It’s Wah-turday Night
  1161. Purple Servant Guy
  1162. Steve
  1163. Hulk Hogan If He Was More Racist
  1164. Slithering Heights
  1165. Mr. Purple Slip
  1166. Mr. Purple Territory
  1167. Waluwecanstillthinkofmore
  1168. Purple Zebra Guy
  1169. Wathony Luigitano
  1170. Mr. Purple Approval
  1171. Warth Vader
  1172. The Purple Attraction
  1173. Mr. Purple Hose
  1174. The Worst Thing To Happen To Mustaches Since Hitler
  1175. Wa- Loogie
  1176. Acclaimed Hard Drive Contributor
  1177. Purple Number Guy
  1178. Jesus’s Apostle
  1179. Prince Prostate
  1180. The Purple Invention
  1181. Morti-guy
  1182. The Purple Part
  1183. The Love Guru
  1184. The Wahking Head
  1185. Wah-Wah-What you sayyy? That you only meant well, Wah course you did
  1186. The Purple Bikes
  1187. The Purple Kiss
  1188. The Purple Harbor
  1189. Purple Jar Guy
  1190. The Purple Finger
  1191. The Purple Calculator
  1192. The Purple Cloth
  1193. The Purple Toad
  1194. WAHgames
  1195. David Showie
  1196. King Creepa
  1197. Tall Star by Smash Mouth
  1198. Blowba Fett
  1199. The Purple Throat
  1200. Waheaties
  1201. Mr. Purple Advertisement
  1202. Mr. Malpractice
  1203. Mr. Purple Throne
  1204. The Purple Trees
  1205. The Purple Cream
  1206. The Purple Start
  1207. Sneaky Pooper
  1208. Mr. Purple Tooth
  1209. The Thinking Man’s Luigi
  1210. Balluigi
  1211. Super Smarmy-o Brother
  1212. Alas, Poor Waluyorick
  1213. The Wahlander
  1214. Banana Hammock
  1215. Purple Dust Guy
  1216. Squirtle
  1217. The Purple Dinner
  1218. Purple Destruction Guy
  1219. Mr. Purple Beginner
  1220. The Purple Stick
  1221. Purple Condition Guy
  1222. Wet warker
  1223. The Toungemobile up your thighway
  1224. Horny Teens Near You
  1225. Wa Wa West
  1226. Moms “Friend”
  1227. Mr. Purple Dime
  1228. Wahjoras Mask
  1229. The Purple Month
  1230. Squalid Snake
  1231. Purple Lip Guy
  1232. Hark! The Waluigi!
  1233. Waluigigigi
  1234. Jeremy Kaplowitz
  1235. Mr. Purple Kick
  1236. Purple Curve Guy
  1237. The Purple System
  1238. Jack and the Peen Stalk
  1239. Mr. Purple Soup
  1240. Waluigi II: The Seqwaaahhhhl
  1241. Rango
  1242. Mr. Purple Quiet
  1243. Sasha Grey
  1244. Purple Party Guy
  1245. Ayawaaaaaasca
  1246. Meryl Creep
  1247. The Sixty-Niner in Blue Eyeliner
  1248. Tall Dark and Ransom
  1249. Old Man Jerkins
  1250. Mr. Purple Base
  1251. Mr. Purple Star
  1252. The Long Man
  1253. Wokluigi
  1254. Purple Hatted Sex God
  1255. The Purple Insurance
  1256. Purple Stretch Guy
  1257. Loco Baggins
  1258. Purple Thought Guy
  1259. Wahzam
  1260. The Purple Bird
  1261. Purple Reward Guy
  1262. My Son’s Dad
  1263. The Purple Cabbage
  1264. @TherealWanaldluigi
  1265. Mr. Purple Chin
  1266. Wah-mmstein
  1267. The man with the golden dick
  1268. Mr. Purple Fire
  1269. Niles Crane
  1270. Don’t Call My Name, Don’t Call My Name, Waluberto
  1271. Soup or Smash Brother
  1272. Mr. Purple Agreement
  1273. Mr. Purple Rat
  1274. Cocaine Donkey Kong
  1275. Purple Cracker Guy
  1276. Mr. Purple Honey
  1277. Purple Loss Guy
  1278. Mr. Purple Board
  1279. Big Dick Luigi
  1280. Purple Chance Guy
  1281. WAHlter Kronkite
  1282. Cutie Pie
  1283. The Phallus That Has Malice
  1284. The Purple Tax
  1285. Purple Whip Guy
  1286. Mr. Purple Toothpaste
  1287. Quaker Mario
  1288. Mr. Purple Coach
  1289. Mr. Purple Government
  1290. Johnny Stache
  1291. BJ Blazkowaaaaaaah
  1292. Mr. Purple Rice
  1293. The Purple Toothbrush
  1294. My Anaconda Does Want Some, Jr.
  1295. The Purple Use
  1296. Purple Milk Guy
  1297. The Purple Peace
  1298. Mr. Purple Shoes
  1299. Moby Dick, The White Waaaaaaah
  1300. Mr. Purple Wealth
  1301. Purple Shrek
  1302. The Purple Things
  1303. Purple Ticket Guy
  1304. Hotel Wario
  1305. Virginia Slim
  1306. Waluigene Simmons
  1307. Mr. Purple Year
  1308. Walavender
  1309. Plumpers
  1310. Warui-kun
  1311. Mr. Purple Copper
  1312. The Purple Cannon
  1313. Mr. Purple Suit
  1314. The Purple Question
  1315. Mr. Purple Stove
  1316. The Purple Knowledge
  1317. Josh
  1318. We Need To Build A Wah
  1319. Dances With Waaaaaaaah
  1320. Mr. Purple Flame
  1321. Mr. Purple Recess
  1322. Eggplant Emoji Eggplant Emoji Eggplant Emoji
  1323. Mr. Purple Animal
  1324. The Purple Chalk
  1325. The Purple Crowd
  1326. Grope Soda
  1327. PAWG (Purple Ass Waluigi Guy)
  1328. Purple Horse of the Apocalypse
  1329. Naughty Luigi?
  1330. Wahntanamo Bay
  1331. The Purple Belief
  1332. Alt-Right Wario
  1333. Mr. Purple Kitty
  1334. Waluigi Does The Fox Say?
  1335. Purple Santa
  1336. Slender man
  1337. Mary Waaaappins
  1338. Mr. Purple Fish
  1339. The Purple Stream
  1340. Wah U
  1341. The Witcher 3: Wah-ld Hunt
  1342. Wii Wii Lips
  1343. Mr. Purple Powder
  1344. The Purple Yarn
  1345. Smell Gibson
  1346. The Purple Knee
  1347. Cottonmouth Joe
  1348. Mr. Purple Notebook
  1349. Mr. Purple Pull
  1350. Warren Allan Uigi
  1351. The Purple Advice
  1352. Racquet Fingers
  1353. The Purple Cough
  1354. Purple Love Guy
  1355. The Purple Judge
  1356. Mr. Not In Smash
  1357. The Purple Sand
  1358. Mr. Purple Girl
  1359. Mr. Purple Leather
  1360. The Purple Bell
  1361. Waluigi, Doris Day, Red Wah, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe Wah-gio, Joe Mcuigi, Richard Wah, Studebaker, Television, Luigi, Waluigi, Marilyn Wahroe
  1362. The Purple Week
  1363. Fetty Wapluigi
  1364. He who must not be gamed
  1365. Purple Play Guy
  1366. Your Weird Neighbor Whose Entire Face You’ve Never Seen
  1367. The Purple Tray
  1368. Now I’m A WAHliever by Smash Mouth
  1369. Mr. Purple Mountain
  1370. Purple Headed Warrior
  1371. The Purple Shelf
  1372. The Purple Priapism
  1373. The Purple Sponge
  1374. Mr. Purple Value
  1375. Mr. Purple Pig
  1376. Wahnston Churchill
  1377. Purple Brass Guy
  1378. Not Really Worth All This Attention
  1379. The Purple Smash
  1380. The Ol’ Lanky Spanky
  1381. Wi-Little Boy
  1382. Tall Wario
  1383. Waluigi me Whip Waluigi me Nene
  1384. The Love Below
  1385. Mad Catz Mario Brother
  1386. Buffalo Wah Wings
  1387. The Purple Position
  1388. Mr. Purple Clover
  1389. Mr. Purple Expansion
  1390. Probably Whatever Jordan Peterson is On About
  1391. The Jean Geanie
  1392. Me-Fisto
  1393. You Will Meet A Tall Dark Pervert
  1394. The Purple Daughter
  1395. The Purple Stomach
  1396. Leisure Suit Wahry
  1397. The Purple
  1398. The Purple Curtain
  1399. Bofa
  1400. The Purple Porter
  1401. Walustevie
  1402. Mr. Purple Mitten
  1403. WaluOuija
  1404. My Horny Uncle
  1405. The Purple Underwear
  1406. The Weege
  1407. Jerry Waaaaaahndusky
  1408. Nothing. No one. A Mere Shell Of A Man. Emptiness.
  1409. The Purple Friction
  1410. The Purple Wave
  1411. Mr. Purple Smell
  1412. Pootie-poot
  1413. Spud’
  1414. Mr. Purple Wren
  1415. BIG Pharma
  1416. Super Bro Smasher
  1417. Mr. Purple Reaction
  1418. Gregg With Three G’s
  1419. NWAluigi
  1420. The Purple Amusement
  1421. Knob Goblin
  1422. Flaccid Snake
  1423. The Purple Laborer
  1424. Twizzle-Stick Stache Face Boy
  1425. Waahtch Me Whip
  1426. Mayor of Cum Town
  1427. The Purple Crook
  1428. Mr. Purple Anger
  1429. Ebow the letter
  1430. The Purple Support
  1431. Smegma Man X
  1432. Mr. Purple Income
  1433. Jeff RosenWah
  1434. The Delaware Dangler
  1435. Lil Waaaaachty
  1436. The Amazing Talking Rimjob
  1437. The Fitnessgram Pacer Test
  1438. Stephen Colbert (pronounced the wrong way)
  1439. The Purple Office
  1440. The Purple Screw
  1441. The Purple Kittens
  1442. Mr. Purple Profit
  1443. The Mauve Storm
  1444. Mr. Purple Collar
  1445. The Purple Range
  1446. The Purple Plant
  1447. The Purple Downtown
  1448. The Purple Grape
  1449. Tiddlywinks
  1450. Mr. Purple Thunder
  1451. Little Elvis
  1452. Mr. Purple Umbrella
  1453. David Tyler
  1454. The Purple Cart
  1455. Mr. Purple Volcano
  1456. The Purple Industry
  1457. Chad Kroeger
  1458. The 12 Inch Whisper
  1459. Jared Pedo
  1460. Carlos Danger
  1461. Wahbbie Wahtten
  1462. The Secret Identity of the Wii Fit Trainer
  1463. Nintendo’s Bastard Child
  1464. Mr. Purple Toes
  1465. The Purple Roll
  1466. The Purple Spiders
  1467. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NorthWaaaaah, Washington DC 20500
  1468. Purple Boy Guy
  1469. Scuba Steve
  1470. The Purple Size
  1471. The Half-Blood Prick
  1472. Mr. Purple Grandfather
  1473. The Send Nudes Dude
  1474. Smasher ball dasher
  1475. Pablo Horny
  1476. Pickled
  1477. Mr. Purple Boundary
  1478. Mr. Purple Substance
  1479. Old Jeezy
  1480. Purple Look Guy
  1481. Wale-wale-Jandro
  1482. Mr. Purple Basin
  1483. Mr. Purple Lettuce
  1484. The Purple Fowl
  1485. Piss
  1486. The Purple Quilt
  1487. The Purple Cherries
  1488. Grease Police
  1489. Purple Plants Guy
  1490. Mr. Purple Songs
  1491. Bedroom Eyes Wa
  1492. The Dancing Bosstone of the Nintendo Universe
  1493. AAA
  1494. Mr. Purple Sun
  1495. John Arbuckle
  1496. Purple Circle Guy
  1497. The Purple Scarecrow
  1498. The Purple Volleyball
  1499. King of the Sizzler
  1500. That Nigerian Prince
  1501. Mr. Purple Punishment
  1502. Trashcan Terry
  1503. Perks of Being a Wal Flower
  1504. The Purple Toys
  1505. Crash Override
  1506. Mr. Purple Jam
  1507. Purple Foot Guy
  1508. The Destroyer of Worlds
  1509. 745
  1510. The True Heir To The Mushroom Kingdom Throne
  1511. The Purple Authority
  1512. DILF
  1513. The Purple Noise
  1514. Eiffel 69
  1515. Mr. Purple Crayon
  1516. The Purple Tin
  1517. Mr. Purple Snail
  1518. Gay Luigi
  1519. Purple Bear Guy
  1520. Mr. Purple Road
  1521. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skeeter
  1522. The Purple Scarf
  1523. Wahba The Hut
  1524. Andre Agassy
  1525. Upside Down Luigi
  1526. Purple Harmony Guy
  1527. Good Apollo I’m Burning Waaaaaaaaah IV
  1528. The Purple Trade
  1529. Mr. Purple Queen
  1530. The Caped Cum-eater
  1531. Handsy Steven
  1532. Mr. Purple Flag
  1533. The Purple Yak
  1534. Good Wah Hunting
  1535. Mr. Purple Mother
  1536. The mauve avenger
  1537. The Purple Winter
  1538. The Purple Gold
  1539. Wahnkey Kong
  1540. Fingers Mcghee
  1541. The Purple Price
  1542. Mr. Purple Cakes
  1543. K’NEX Disaster
  1544. Baeberry Crunch
  1545. Purple cum stealer
  1546. The Purple Skin
  1547. Sacha Baron Cohen
  1548. Mr. Purple Lace
  1549. Purple Act Guy
  1550. The Purple Cap
  1551. Flamboyant Doctor Wah Wah
  1552. Mr. Purple Ball
  1553. JPEGMafia
  1554. Uncrustable
  1555. The Purple Bat
  1556. James Chauncey Bartholomew
  1557. Happiness is a WAHrm Gun
  1558. The Purple Suggestion
  1559. Doctor Wah
  1560. Purple Back Guy
  1561. The Purple Reason
  1562. Mr. Purple Key
  1563. [email protected]
  1564. Purple Neck Guy
  1565. The Purple Market
  1566. Mr. Purple Smile
  1567. Bodankles
  1568. The Conjugal Visitor
  1569. Mr. Purple Mist
  1570. Silverlake Hipster Rapist
  1571. Ms. Elizabeth
  1572. Blurred Lines
  1573. Wah Zuckerberg
  1574. Luigi’s Purple Brother Waluigi
  1575. Underalls
  1576. Purple Jesus
  1577. The real Kira
  1578. The Purple Building
  1579. RonPaulFan69
  1580. The Purple Elbow
  1581. One-Eyed Two-Balled Giant Purple People Pleaser
  1582. Mr. Purple Summer
  1583. Caligula
  1584. Mr. Purple Cellar
  1585. The Purple Thrill
  1586. Wa and Peace
  1587. Jushy
  1588. W-A-H-L-E
  1589. Mr. Purple Channel
  1590. The Purple Afternoon
  1591. The Purple Thread
  1592. Gene Friskel
  1593. The Purple Jewel
  1594. The Purple Trail
  1595. The Purple Afterthought
  1596. The Purple Wheel
  1597. Chris Benwaaaah
  1598. Baron von Crackhouse
  1599. The Creeple’s Champion
  1600. Overalls Over Balls
  1601. Rap Game Jared from Subway
  1602. The Boner Collector
  1603. The Purple Dog
  1604. Smegma Man
  1605. Mr. Purple Cup
  1606. Funky Winkerbean
  1607. Purple Magic Guy
  1608. Mr. Purple Basketball
  1609. Dishonorable Toothpick Bandit
  1610. Tall, Warm Drink of Water
  1611. Upper Decker
  1612. Purple Cheese Guy
  1613. Tony Stank
  1614. Mr. Purple Meeting
  1615. The Purple Sneeze
  1616. “My moustache is the same length as penis” guy
  1617. Purple Design Guy
  1618. The Coccyx Avenger
  1619. Why does Wario keep bringing his weird friend? He doesn’t even know anyone, he’s never been on an adventure. Yet every time we’re all hanging out playing golf or tennis or sometimes he brings that freak with him. No one knows him, he screams that everyone cheated when he loses, he’s not any fun. Who keeps inviting him?
  1620. Mr. Purple Coast
  1621. The Purple Seat
  1622. Purple Boots
  1623. Mr. Purple Debt
  1624. The Purple Jellyfish
  1625. I bless the rains down in Wah-rica
  1626. Delete This
  1627. Purple Trip Guy
  1628. Overrated Meme
  1629. Mr. Purple Name
  1630. Purple Plumber Eater
  1631. Dick-in-a-Question-mark Box
  1632. Mr. Purple Tub
  1633. The Purple Deer
  1634. Porkestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
  1635. No Man’s Guy
  1636. Mr. Purple Ear
  1637. The Purple Blow
  1638. World’s Number 1 ABBA Fan
  1639. Hot n Juicy
  1640. Waluigi No Think of The Children
  1641. The Purple Cow
  1642. Mr. Purple Exchange
  1643. The Purple Needle
  1644. Wiggi walls
  1645. The Purple Whistle
  1646. The Purple Feeling
  1647. Ol’ Swirly Stash, the Dread of The Deep
  1648. Mr. Purple Lock
  1649. Mr. Purple Company
  1650. Mr. Purple Memory
  1651. @realDonaldTrump
  1652. Emaciated Wario
  1653. The Real Slim Shady
  1654. Slim Bison
  1655. Buttons
  1656. Mr. Purple Error
  1657. The Purple Children
  1658. Purple Drain
  1659. The Purple Trucks
  1660. Foreskin Dubya
  1661. Purple Nurple
  1662. Mr. Purple Wrist
  1663. The Purple Liquid
  1664. Mi amor
  1665. Zaddy
  1666. The Purple Food
  1667. My WAAAHdy is Ready
  1668. Mr. Purple Vegetable
  1669. The Grapefruited Crusader
  1670. The Purple Spring
  1671. Mr. Purple Wine
  1672. Afterthought of an Afterthought
  1673. Purple Crate Guy
  1674. The King of Pop
  1675. The Purple Pantsed Perp
  1676. The Purple Vein
  1677. Mr. Purple Competition
  1678. The Opioid Noid
  1679. Sad Jeremy
  1680. Orphan Purple
  1681. Mr. Purple Eggs
  1682. The Purple Dogs
  1683. The Purple Flowers
  1684. The Purple Oil
  1685. Mr. Purple Show
  1686. The Purple Shirt
  1687. Mr. Purple Activity
  1688. Mr. Purple Metal
  1689. Purple Fuel Guy
  1690. Purple Donkey Guy
  1691. Jesus Shuttlecock
  1692. The Artful Waahdger
  1693. Hella Boy
  1694. Master Keif
  1695. Mr. Purple Slope
  1696. The Fellation Sensation
  1697. Uncle Hands
  1698. Mr. Purple Moon
  1699. Bad Luigi
  1700. Guccifer 3.0
  1701. Mr. Purple Plastic
  1702. The Purple Cows
  1703. The Purple Airport
  1704. Wa Lu (Ba Ba Dee Ba Ba Die)
  1705. The Purple Border
  1706. Innnnnn Wahst Philadelphia Born And Raised
  1707. #1 Most Searched Porn In Delaware
  1708. Ol’ Shoe Breath
  1709. Stache Gropinski
  1710. The Purple Chess
  1711. The Purple Death
  1712. Oliver Piss
  1713. Chris Hardwick
  1714. WaluIGN
  1715. Big Lick Energy
  1716. The Purple Taste
  1717. The Plumber’s Plumber
  1718. The Purple Sister
  1719. Purple Cherry Guy
  1720. The Purple Group
  1721. Purple Ants Guy
  1722. Waluigi Invited You To Play MouseHunt
  1723. Wahk you like a hurricane
  1724. Chumbawaaaaaaamba
  1725. The Purple Veil
  1726. Mr. Purple Thumb
  1727. Mr. Purple Scale
  1728. The Best Foreskin in the Game
  1729. 7 Feet Of Purple Passion
  1730. Purple Cat Guy
  1731. Purple Gate Guy
  1732. Purple Example Guy
  1733. Knuckles
  1734. Captain Chode
  1735. Please, Can I See My Son Now?
  1736. Mr. Purple Governor
  1737. The Purple Structure
  1738. Mr. Purple Adjustment
  1739. The Purple Distance
  1740. Chief Justice Warren E. Burger
  1741. The Purple Quarter
  1742. Three Toads In Overalls
  1743. The Purple Wire
  1744. Purple Pump Guy
  1745. Wah Wah Big Dick Cool W
  1746. Mr. Purple Current
  1747. Mr. Purple Ink
  1748. Mr. Purple Grass
  1749. Walutweety
  1750. Area Man
  1751. Purple Science Guy
  1752. Boneless Wario
  1753. Mr. Purple Flight
  1754. Party Foul
  1755. Where’s Waluigi?
  1756. Purple Bone Guy
  1757. Mr. Purple Drop
  1758. The Purple Title
  1759. Mr. Purple Song
  1760. Wally Baby
  1761. The Purple Knife
  1762. Fuckmaster Flash
  1763. The French tickler, but italian
  1764. The Purple Jeans
  1765. Mr. Purple Houses
  1766. Waluigimart
  1767. Grimace’s Evil Buu
  1768. Smuferer
  1769. Purple Square Guy
  1770. Pussy Melter 5000
  1771. The ‘Stached Stud
  1772. The Sicilian Simpleton
  1773. Sebulba
  1774. The Purple Cub
  1775. Sir Not Appearing in This Fighting Game
  1776. Purple Slave Guy
  1777. Purple Nest Guy
  1778. Imperator Furry-osa
  1779. Mr. Purple Cars
  1780. The Purple Nut
  1781. The Purple Detail
  1782. Marky Mark Waaaahhhhhlberg
  1783. Purple Giants Guy
  1784. The Purple Move
  1785. Supreme Leader Snoke
  1786. Paul Blart: Wal Cop
  1787. The Purple Button
  1788. The Purple Poison
  1789. Mr. Purple Action
  1790. Purple Stuff
  1791. Mr. Purple Scent
  1792. The Guy That Borrowed Your Calculator
  1793. The Purple Box
  1794. Wank-uigi
  1795. Mr. Purple Worm
  1796. Purple piper
  1797. Wahziz Wahnsari
  1798. Mr. Purple Force
  1799. Springfield Fats
  1800. The Purple Shop
  1801. The Purple Lamp
  1802. The Purple Air
  1803. Sign of a Failing Marriage
  1804. The Debonair Aubergine
  1805. Purple Ocean Guy
  1806. Mr. Worldwaaaaaade
  1807. The Nickname That Nobody Will Read
  1808. His Infernal Majesty
  1809. Mr. Purple Pest
  1810. Mr. Purple Men
  1811. Mr. Steal Your Identity
  1812. Waluigi: SVU
  1813. Mr. Purple Face
  1814. The Purple Nose
  1815. The Prime Suspect
  1816. The Purple Coal
  1817. The Purple Trousers
  1818. The Last Of The Wahicans
  1819. The Lavender Lover
  1820. Mr. Purple Bulb
  1821. 404 Error
  1822. Pulchy
  1823. Wahtergate
  1824. Donkeynips
  1825. The End Of Evangelion Personified
  1826. Purple Smoke Guy
  1827. Woke Luigi
  1828. OlympiWAAAAH, Washington
  1829. The Purple Voyage
  1830. The Purple Eye
  1831. The Purple Mice
  1832. Mr. Purple Bite
  1833. Waluwhy On Earth Would We Tweet That
  1834. Lil WAHty
  1835. Purple Sign Guy
  1836. Purple Health Guy
  1837. Bris Bandit
  1838. Paul McFartney
  1839. Spider-Man But Just the Web Fluid
  1840. Purple Vase Guy
  1841. The L that doesn’t die.
  1842. Frame-Perfect Fuckface
  1843. Mick Dragger
  1844. Mr. Purple Impulse
  1845. Ass that wont quit
  1846. The Purple Shoe
  1847. Wade in the Waaah-ter
  1848. Waluigeez Nuts
  1849. Mr. Purple Meat
  1850. The Purple Boot
  1851. Owen Wilson
  1852. Mr. Purple Ducks
  1853. The Chosen Waaaaaaaaa
  1854. Mr. Purple Sisters
  1855. Mr. 500 Feet or More From a School
  1856. Mr. Purple Dolls
  1857. The Purple Word
  1858. Suge Knight
  1859. Daddy
  1860. The Purple Bait
  1861. The Tucson Tickler
  1862. The Purple Ranger
  1863. Val Venus
  1864. The Purple Field
  1865. Cactus jack/dude love/mankind
  1866. The Purple Snails
  1867. Waluigi-senpai
  1868. Mr. Purple Seed
  1869. The Purple Insect
  1870. Purple Pain
  1871. Mr. Purple Humor
  1872. Mr. Purple Coat
  1873. LuWaLuigi
  1874. Mr. Purple Finger
  1875. Mr. Purple Pies
  1876. Walmart Luigi
  1877. Purple Bed Guy
  1878. Wahter Wahite
  1879. The Purple Girls
  1880. 28th President of The United States Wahh-drow Waah-son
  1881. Kaiser Soze
  1882. Wladimir Wutin
  1883. The Valtrex Abyss
  1884. Mr. Purple Monkey
  1885. The Military Industrial Wah-plex
  1886. The Purple Loaf
  1887. Dinky Kong
  1888. The Fourth You’re Looking For
  1889. Mr. Purple Motion
  1890. Purple Wool Guy
  1891. The Purple Carpenter
  1892. Mr. Purple Icicle
  1893. Waluwiener
  1894. Acid Burn
  1895. Purple People Leader
  1896. The Purple Cable
  1897. Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches
  1898. Mr. Purple Space
  1899. Joseph And The Amazing Purple-color Dreamboat
  1900. Purple Pussy Punisher
  1901. Cumplestilskin
  1902. Babe Vigoda
  1903. A goddamn hero and role model
  1904. Captain Falcum
  1905. Jared Kushner’s Real Dad
  1906. Uatu The Wah-er
  1907. The Last White Rhino
  1908. father
  1909. Dr. Pimple Popper
  1910. The Magnificent Waz
  1911. Purple Ice Guy
  1912. Mr. Purple Battle
  1913. A Pun Based on the Name “Luigi” and the Japanese Word “Warui”
  1914. Lanky Kong Gone Wrong
  1915. Maximum Sentence
  1916. Mr. Purple Shake
  1917. The Purple Pigs
  1918. Purple Bath Guy
  1919. The Purple Nerve
  1920. Purple Mask Guy
  1921. Mr. Purple Snakes
  1922. The Purple Sofa
  1923. Villian From Strawberry Shortcake
  1924. Mr. Purple Degree
  1925. Mr. Purple Birthday
  1926. The Purple Wish
  1927. Jon Arbuckle
  1928. The Purple Control
  1929. Waaaahking Dead Panel Moderator
  1930. Mr. February
  1931. The Purple Porterhouse
  1932. The Purple Knot
  1933. Mr. Purple Property
  1934. The Purple Library
  1935. Methspacito
  1936. Mr. Purple Carriage
  1937. Mr. Purple Waste
  1938. The Purple Earthquake
  1939. Updawg
  1940. Smooth by Santana Ft. Rob WAHmas
  1941. The Wolf Of Wah Street
  1942. That Grey Poupon
  1943. The Purple Airplane
  1944. Waluig E.
  1945. The Purple Ladybug
  1946. The Alpha and the Omegwaaaaaaaaaaa
  1947. The Purple Ground
  1948. Mr. Purple Letter
  1949. Joshualltheotherletters
  1950. Sleazy-E
  1951. The Great White Whaaaaaaaaa
  1952. Mr. Purple Chicken
  1953. Mr. Purple Decision
  1954. The Purple Achiever
  1955. Matt Saincome
  1956. Tubthumper
  1957. Big Purp
  1958. Mr. Purple Theory
  1959. WaluWilly Wonka
  1960. Kyle Kicame
  1961. Greg Smith
  1962. The Purple Mile
  1963. Short Dick Dastardly
  1964. Mr. Purple Hole
  1965. Deep Throat
  1966. The Purple Club
  1967. The Purple Education
  1968. Purple Picture Guy
  1969. Nintendo Count Olaf
  1970. Thinos
  1971. WaluiG-Unit
  1972. Mr. Purple Popcorn
  1973. Zelda
  1974. The Purple Vessel
  1975. Jewish God
  1976. El Morado Picaro
  1977. Wah-Kanda
  1978. The Purple Plate
  1979. The Purple Account
  1980. Clown Prince of Slime
  1981. Mr. Purple Top
  1982. The mastermind behind the photo of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present.

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