Joshua Russell
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire…
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Mark Roebuck
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DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an…
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Brendan Krick
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LANCASTER, Pa. — Self-identified pansexual and CrossFit enthusiast Katie Jacobs informed a number of unsuspecting team members during her gym's…
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Ted Pillow
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I guess you could call me a feminist. I know some women out there might be skeptical that a heterosexual…
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Kyle Erf
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TORONTO — Legendary rocker Geddy Lee crashed his giant owl into the CN Tower last night, which left authorities scrambling…
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Tom Little
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SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Defying all story-boarding and programming, the latest entry in Telltale Game’s Walking Dead series features a…
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Joe Rumrill
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SAN FRANCISCO — Defying all logic and laws of time, an even newer album by garage stalwarts Thee Oh Sees…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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Duuuuuuude. I know. I’m like 20 minutes late for the mid shift and you look suuuuper pissed off. Like mad…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Crazy Uber is reportedly taking business away from local Crazy Taxi drivers at an…
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Dan Rice
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NEW YORK — Registered audiophile Marshal Pengram was forced to identify himself to his new neighbors again last week, a…
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