Steve Esparra
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Everyone knows “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.” Literally everyone. It’s universally regarded as one of, if not, the…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…
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Jolie Darrow
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WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…
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Liam O'Malley
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OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…
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Noah Ammerman
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Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…
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Matt Shore
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CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
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Kevin Flynn
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HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
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Kevin Flynn
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KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…
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Kevin Flynn
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CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
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