Rachel Steele
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December 29, 2021
TACOMA, Wash. — Local deranged person Billy “Bile” Harrison reportedly listened to the album created by his friend Jake Gomez…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump held a press conference this morning to drink a full cup of COVID-19, hoping the gesture…
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Graham Isador
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December 6, 2017
NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. — Three days after his 34th birthday, computer programer Adam White admitted his growing concern that he’s…
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Kyle Erf
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March 21, 2016
PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I…
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