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“Wheelchair Ramps Are Woke!” Screams Man Who Was Once a Child Capable of Love and Empathy

Sean Fallon • March 10, 2025

TAMPA, Fla. — Local curmudgeon John McCallister loudly revealed that he believed wheelchair ramps are woke, despite once being capable…

Wokeness Gone Mad? I Had To Specify My Preferred Pronouns on This Sex Offender Registration Form

Tim Sheard • February 26, 2025

I’m old enough to remember a time when freedom of speech meant something in this country. Nowadays, our culture has…

Dad Waiting for Lull at Christmas Dinner to Rant About Woke Mind Virus

Doug Kolic • December 25, 2023

AUBURN, N.Y. – Local dad and notorious shit disturber Walter Morris patiently waited for a lull during his family’s lovely…

Why Does My Uncle Keep Calling Being Fucking Normal “The Woke Movement?”

Dan Rice • July 24, 2023

Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s…