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Scientists Warn Flushing Unused Meds May Lead to Fish Losing Creativity and Ability to Get Hard

Adam Frost-Venrick • August 11, 2025

SALEM, Ore. — Local scientists at the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW) warned this week that flushing unused…

Duck With Corkscrew Penis Assures Girlfriend They All Look Like That

Kelley Greene • December 20, 2023

BOSTON — Local mallard Ruddy assured his girlfriend that his odd corkscrew-shaped penis is what all duck phalluses look like,…

Black Bear Family Proudly Displays Mounted Stuffed Ted Nugent Head Above Fireplace

Chris Bowen • October 12, 2022

JACKSON, Mich. — A local American black bear family proudly displayed the stuffed head of the elusive Ted Nugent as…

Man Turns Lifelong Passion For Wolves Into Shitty Bicep Tattoo

Dan Kozuh • May 21, 2021

PEORIA, Ill. — Self-described wolf enthusiast Roy Greene immortalized his obsession with the animal since childhood in a hastily drawn…