Ted Pillow
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ST. LOUIS — Local man Brian Dorney’s Valentine’s Day preparations allegedly revolve exclusively around convincing his girlfriend that 1988 classic…
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Bobby Korec
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MEDFORD, N.Y. — Aspiring film buff and possible ADD sufferer Jacob Leftwich spent the entire duration of “The Godfather” yesterday…
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Taylor Roebuck
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MARQUETTE, Mich. — Local resident Jessica Stabley recently watched 85 episodes of a television series she doesn’t even like, purely…
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Tom Peters
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local concerned citizen Rob Cinyek is providing a detailed play-by-play account of last night’s protests against racial…
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LOS ANGELES — Music aficionado and noted short person Heather Allred’s YouTube-watching experience was interrupted last night when a tall,…
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Jason Crews
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HELL - Local Angel of Darkness, Satan, gifted metal icons Slayer with an 18-karat gold watch as a thank you…
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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Following his recent birthday, 32-year-old bank teller Derek Kramer resolved this will be the year he quits…
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Krissy Howard
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AKRON, Ohio -- After succumbing to a particularly lengthy “weak moment” last month, South Akron resident Karen Lee is reportedly…
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