BOCA CHICA, Texas — Local businessman and investor Elon Musk presented his clear vision of the future where humanity thought of him as the worst…
WASHINGTON — Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes on X will no longer…
SAN FRANCISCO — The author of an upcoming biography of Elon Musk found evidence suggesting his obsession with the letter X is due to it…
Maybe you know of La Crescenta-Monroe, California’s Eve 6 because their mega hit single “Inside Out” gloriously infected MTV and your babysitter Devin’s bright yellow…
FREMONT, Calif — Neuralink owner Elon Musk announced Neuralink Premium which will allow anyone using his implantable brain–computer interfaces to maintain basic bodily functions for…
It’s almost time for Whore-o-ween, and apparently you are considering dressing as a sexy law enforcement officer. We think that’s a great idea: after all,…
At 6:00 p.m. EST Elon Musk will host a live chat with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis via Twitter. DeSantis is expected to announce his candidacy…
After months of going back and forth, it appears Musk is finally planning to step down as CEO of Twitter, claiming his replacement will start…
PORTLAND, Ore. – Local man Gerald Stephenson delayed his highly publicized departure from social media an extra few minutes to respond to a couple more…
BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big fan” every time they walk…
NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him late on Christmas Eve in…
Oh, I see how it is. Now that you find out he’s an anti-vaxxer and a flat-Earther, now you’re okay with attacking him online. What…
SAN FRANCISCO — The few remaining employees at Twitter who survived Elon Musk’s blitzkrieg staff cuts last month are now joining forces to start a…
This is bullshit. I do nothing but tweet gold and yet here I am, looking at big fat zeros. Just last night, I was dropping…
Threads Users Hearing Rumors That Biden Is Considering Dropping Out of Presidential Race
SAN FRANCISCO — Users on the social media platform Threads were recently abuzz with news that President Joe Biden might be considering dropping out of…