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Green Day Reveals “American Idiot” More Specifically About Time Tré Cool Ate Big Plate of Lasagna and Didn’t Wait 30 Minutes Before Going in Pool

Bobby Korec • September 28, 2024

RODEO, Calif — Bay Area punk band Green Day revealed that their 2004 release “American Idiot” was more specifically a…

But I Swim So Much Better When I Have Active Diarrhea

Andrew Battat • January 13, 2022

The greatest innovations in the world are seldom gradual. They surprise us. Even shock us. Well, I harnessed the power…

Cautious Punk Waits 30 Minutes After Eating Before Stage Diving

Bobby Korec • January 7, 2022

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Overly careful punk Jimmy Reynolds patiently waited 30 minutes after eating a full meal before stage diving…

Punk Outraged by Oppressive Weather Pattern

The Hard Times Staff • June 22, 2016

OXNARD, Calif. – Local punk Richard Clemmons, bored of railing against man-made systems and social structures, has embarked on a…