Kyle Donley
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As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…
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Joe Rumrill
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MACON, Ga. — Local doormat Howard Logue showcased his clear lack of self-confidence by singing only the background vocals of…
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Noah Leavy
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ATHENS, Ga. — Bashful metal enthusiast Ross Bromberg attempted to muster up the strength yesterday to speak with a woman…
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Louie Aronowitz
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DUTCHESS, N.Y. — Endlessly bashful man Dan Jennick admitted today that he’s made extra trips to his local Starbucks during…
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Patrick Coyne
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Amateur GG Allin impersonator, and introverted man that has no business being on any stage, Logan…
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Claire Brown
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that 90 percent of new songs are not attempts at a…
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Krissy Howard
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OAHU, Hawaii — A secret show set to occur this weekend at an undisclosed location is growing more anxious with…
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