BURLINGTON, Vt. — Friends and family of recently deceased Edwin Peters decided to go the extra mile for his funeral by arranging the funeral of…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A local show headlined by The Jesters of the Information Age was downgraded to a standard band meeting after failing to draw…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed. “Hell no, I’m not eating…
Meet Alli Welch, a brilliant 33-year-old woman who never thought she wanted kids. That is, until she discovered a secret hack for not having to…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A group of local punks in their 30s and 40s spent much of their time discussing and bonding over the growing list…
2024 is coming up and a lot of great bands are heading on the road … but Lindsay and Adam just broke up and Lindsay…
LOS ANGELES – Ticketing giant Ticketmaster announced they will be tacking on a new “preemptive heatstroke treatment” fee to all concert tickets in the wake…
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Good morrow, fellows. My name is Piteousness Baille. I am, this year, celebrating my 106th birthday. I am one of the last remaining members of…
ANTIGO, Wisc. — Courteous 6’3” man Chris Haller offered to narrate the action happening on stage at a local Wet Nips show to 4’11” woman…
The time has finally come: you’re about to see your favorite band at the Mud Crotch, your town’s best and only music venue. However, a…
Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked ’em dead. I know you’re probably wondering why you didn’t see me out there and…
SAN DIEGO — Impoverished punk Greg “Spike” Templeton couldn’t be happier that his favorite band was not touring anywhere near him this summer, relieved sources…
WACO, Texas — Local punk Brianna “Gutpack” Mullhall was visibly upset upon learning Chip and Joanna Gaines will soon renovate beloved DIY venue Sugar House,…
NEW YORK — Local man Brian Crowley issued a press release begging anyone he encounters to please stop recommending television shows for him to watch…
I’m a real one, bro. Been around since back in the fucking day. So when my little brother wanted to see Sum 41, I was…