Memorial Bench Fucked On
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A stroll in the park took a salacious turn today after one passerby witnessed a couple fucking…
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The Five Best Randy Newman Songs To Fuck To
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Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music,…
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Kinky! Woman Asks Boyfriend To Talk About Male Loneliness Epidemic Until She Cums
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Calling it her most confusing bedroom request to date, the boyfriend of a local woman reported that he was asked…
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Christian Rock Band Waiting Until Marriage to Write Songs About Sex
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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Concerning: New Boyfriend’s Sex Playlist Just 3 Locust Songs Long
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Local 29-year-old Reema Cordero was alarmed to find that her recently official new boyfriend has a sex…
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Report: Sting Almost Done Having Sex Begun in 1994
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock musician Sting has finally neared climax in a round of sexual intercourse that originally began…
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Weird! Manowar Not Getting Girlfriend in the Mood
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FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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Profiles in Courage: Meet the Firefighter Who Has Single-Handedly Been Putting Out Kings of Leon Sex Fires for Two Decades
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Rick Stiever is a man of simple means. The unassuming veteran of the Humboldt County Fire Department is a lean,…
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Rare Koala Absolute Fuck Machine
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SAN DIEGO — A rare koala discovered at the San Diego Zoo defied its species' reputation for being sedentary and…
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Unwashed Sex Toys Just Piling Up in the Sink
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local couple Jordan Meyers and Alexis Carter reportedly left their unique collection of used sex toys ignored…
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