Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the ‘80s hair metal band Mötley Crüe are reportedly heartbroken and disgusted after hearing bassist…
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Patrick Crooks
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SEDONA, Ariz. — Attendees of an orgy reported that the evening’s highly charged sexual atmosphere was being ruined by a…
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Stephen Bell
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Reel Big Fish is, without a doubt, the greatest ska band that came about as a result of third-wave ska…
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Rachel Hein
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SEATTLE — Local woman Bess Corcoran’s recent sexual encounter with her new romantic partner was deemed lackluster after she asked…
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Malia Simon
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It’s time to address the fact that today’s society is suffering from one of the greatest epidemics of this millenium:…
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Dan Rice
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I can tell by your reaction that you seem to think this is cute. It’s not fucking cute. I don’t…
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Mike Moran
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…
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Matt Husser
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A stroll in the park took a salacious turn today after one passerby witnessed a couple fucking…
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Tim Sheard
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Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music,…
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Rachel Hein
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Calling it her most confusing bedroom request to date, the boyfriend of a local woman reported that he was asked…
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