Malia Simon
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It’s time to address the fact that today’s society is suffering from one of the greatest epidemics of this millenium:…
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Dan Rice
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I can tell by your reaction that you seem to think this is cute. It’s not fucking cute. I don’t…
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Mike Moran
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…
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Matt Husser
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A stroll in the park took a salacious turn today after one passerby witnessed a couple fucking…
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Tim Sheard
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Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music,…
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Rachel Hein
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Calling it her most confusing bedroom request to date, the boyfriend of a local woman reported that he was asked…
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Bobby Korec
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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Joe Rumrill
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Local 29-year-old Reema Cordero was alarmed to find that her recently official new boyfriend has a sex…
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Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock musician Sting has finally neared climax in a round of sexual intercourse that originally began…
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Steve Packosky
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FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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