Bobby Korec
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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Joe Rumrill
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Local 29-year-old Reema Cordero was alarmed to find that her recently official new boyfriend has a sex…
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Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock musician Sting has finally neared climax in a round of sexual intercourse that originally began…
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Steve Packosky
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FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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Kyle Donley
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Rick Stiever is a man of simple means. The unassuming veteran of the Humboldt County Fire Department is a lean,…
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Doug Kolic
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SAN DIEGO — A rare koala discovered at the San Diego Zoo defied its species' reputation for being sedentary and…
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Dan Kozuh
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local couple Jordan Meyers and Alexis Carter reportedly left their unique collection of used sex toys ignored…
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Doug Kolic
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ATLANTA — Local battle rapper Slim Todd Paulson was apparently surprised that so many of his opponents in a recent…
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Rachel Hein
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Female pleasure can be confusing and scary. That’s why these highly sophisticated toys exist. They are actually designed for anyone…
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Cory Cousins
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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local stoner rockers Dust Buster’s recent argument that devolved into screaming and name-calling ultimately led to hot,…
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