RPG Archives - HARDTIMES

KC Phillips • November 29, 2020

SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on…

Giovanni Colantonio • November 17, 2020

NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…

John Danek • October 19, 2020

PEORIA, Ill. — Friends of Shaun Conner were disappointed but unsurprised as he continually raised the defense stat of his…

Andy Holt • October 17, 2020

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…

Chandler Dean • October 3, 2020

HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…

Claire Brown • September 29, 2020

ROCHESTER, Minn. — Dying 80-year-old man Rex Titus revealed to friends and family today that, after a decade of battling…

CJ Hernandez • September 7, 2020

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

Chandler Dean • July 24, 2020

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to…

Chandler Dean • March 31, 2020

EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…

Hard Drive Staff • March 22, 2020

ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…