Rocky Tag Archives

We Ranked Every Rocky Movie And Black Flag Album, But The Girl From Bumble Is Still Saying “Tell Me About Yourself” For Some Reason

Dan Rice • March 11, 2022

Technology and social media makes it easier than ever to “connect” with people, but alas it would seem that conversation…

Read More →

OPINION: If You Ask Me, the Real Main Character of “Rocky” is New York City

Ted Pillow • March 2, 2022

“Vertigo” and San Francisco. “Sunset Boulevard” and Los Angeles. Sometimes a movie perfectly captures the spirit of a city, the…

Read More →

America Dispatches 5,000 Scrappy, Italian-American Boxers to Symbolically Combat Russian Threat

Camden Brazile • February 26, 2022

WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden signed an executive order immediately dispatching 5,000 scrappy, Italian-American, mush-mouthed boxers to pose a metaphorical…

Read More →

Suspicious Protestor with Mohawk, Lots of Gold Chains Topples Philadelphia’s “Rocky” Statue

Patrick Coyne • July 22, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — An anonymous protestor sporting a distinctive mohawk, dozens of gold chains, and American flag Zubaz pants was spotted…

Read More →