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Millennial’s Retirement Plan Hinges on Hitting Half-Court Shot at NBA Game

Doug Kolic • April 21, 2025

HOUSTON — A local 39-year-old Rockets fan’s entire financial future is dependent on hitting a promotional half-court shot worth $100,000,…

Man’s Financial Nest Egg Almost to Point of Filling Cupholder in Car’s Center Console

Chris Bowen • October 22, 2022

SCRANTON, Pa. — Local penny pincher Richard Olmsted is on the up-and-up after noticing the cupholder in his Honda Civic…

Record Number of Millennials Consider Suicide Cult From Midsommar to Be Retirement Plan

James Knapp • October 10, 2022

HALSINGLAND, Sweden — A new study revealed that the vast majority of individuals aged 26 to 42 consider the acid…