Skyler Hanrath
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HOUSTON — Local man Lou Marling assured himself that his years of failure could be played off as no more…
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Violet Meeker
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local man baby Tim Jeffers is looking to tweak his identity to be a silly guy, confirmed…
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Matt Oriente
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MOSES LAKE, Wash. — Your parents announced that your childhood trauma will now be officially rebranded as “how things were…
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Ben Friedman
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Luxury car manufacturer Jaguar unveiled a new look in hopes of expanding their appeal to the tiny percentage of people…
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TAUNTON, Mass. — An overbooked Saturday matinee show at the Taunton American Legion featuring over a dozen unknown bands is…
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Valley Simone
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MILWAUKEE — Legendary beer brand Pabst Blue Ribbon made the bold decision to rebrand their classic lager as a bread-flavored…
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Matt McInerney
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HOUSTON — Local death metal outfit Baby Skullcrusher announced via social media that they are changing their name to Goatopsy…
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