Corey Montgomery
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Goddamn, what a week, huh? If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably been spending the majority of your time since…
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Chris Bowen
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I know that anytime you go to a metal show and focus in on the drummer pounding away on the…
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John Danek
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CHARLEROI, Pa. — Lifelong punk Hunter Burchuk experienced the startling epiphany that moshing is “dumb as hell” during a recent…
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Courtney Hill
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KEENE, N.H. — Family court judge Deanna Westcock was unexpectedly persuaded to reconsider a tense custody battle following a stirring…
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Mac McCarthy
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Yo there, Daddy-O, you seem like a mighty hep cat! I dig your pompadour and that vintage leather jacket. And…
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Mac McCarthy
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The Y2K bug was supposed to cause the end of the world. At least it was according to your parents’…
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Former President Joe Biden announced he is embarking on a new project designed to destroy the homes…
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WASHINGTON — The collection of white dorks that make up Elon Musk's entourage asked for a significant raise if they…
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Zachary Wolf
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I don’t know why everyone always complains about how hard it is to quit smoking, I did it the first…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the…
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