Chad Kubrak
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It’s 2025 and after over a decade of unchallenged mainstream hegemony, your hatred of Drake has been vindicated. Look, we…
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Jacky Pritchard
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Before he was a solo artist, Kurt Vile was a founding member of The War on Drugs. The War on…
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Tom Scarcella
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LOS ANGELES — Popstar Chappell Roan woke up to discover the severed and pink-painted head of a pony in her…
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Audrey Vieira
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Move over, California sober — There’s a new form of pseudo-sobriety in town and I’m leading the charge. It’s called…
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Corey Montgomery
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Hey buddy. You doin’ okay? Neither are we, but it’s fine, we guess. We won’t bore you with all of…
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Maksym LaRouche
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Meth: It’s one of those things we all love. For many people, myself included, meth is more than just a…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — Kanye West followed up a Nazi-glorifying rant on 'X' today by announcing the surprise release of his…
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Dan Katz
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WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s team of DOGE teens used their unprecedented access to federal agencies to create their dream girl…
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Ben Friedman
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DULUTH, Minn. — Exasperated coworkers of punk Jimmy Alpin threatened to quit after watching his work ethic repeatedly be eclipsed…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump met with his team of lawyers to discuss potential hush money payments to 335 million…
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