Violet Cowdin
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BOSTON — Local punk hibachi chef Joey “Skunk” Robins reportedly hucks cigarette butts into the mouths of customers as opposed…
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Tim Graham
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KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local tattooist Eddie Greer’s proud tale of drunken excess bears a close resemblance to his friend’s worst…
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Zachary Wolf
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JUPITER, Fla. — A new feature in your vehicle’s GPS now measures distance in the time it would take you…
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Colleen Nerney
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Greetings, fellow survivor. We’ve decided to cut our losses and seal ourselves underground with some canned meats and all of…
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Ben Friedman
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SEATTLE — Amazon surprised its warehouse staff throughout the country today with the announcement of a mandatory 22-hour warehouse shift…
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Corey Montgomery
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Another summer is ending. Soon the leaves will change color and our outside plants will die. We’ll be reminded of…
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Matt Husser
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NASHVILLE — Pop megastar Taylor Swift announced her upcoming wedding tour will be a sprawling 151-date, 5-continent celebration and will…
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GAZA CITY — High-ranking officials in the Israeli Defense Force were alarmed by a report that the targeted bombing of…
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Corey Montgomery
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Every day, dozens upon dozens of songs are released into the ether, hoping to land upon welcoming ears and open…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump threatened the residents of the nation’s capital by saying that if they don’t fall in line…
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