Steve Packosky
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I still remember it to this day. I was sitting in homeroom, bored out of my fucking mind, when I…
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local rap-rock band Antagonyze released their latest single “Cop Kisser” which they say should act as a…
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Dan Rice
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Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Ninja Turtles! You remember, the bodacious sewer-dwelling pizza-loving heroes of your childhood! We thought…
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Charles Bill
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MOSCOW – Controversial conservative firebrand and ‘journalist’ Tucker Carlson was recently spotted in Moscow to conduct his annual performance review…
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James Webster
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ST. LOUIS — Frustrated siblings, Andrea and Nino Shore, finally decided that it was time to sit their aging parents…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien has released another episode of his Clueless Gamer series, opening…
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Zac Fairhall
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Listen up, snowflakes! As some of you know, my douchebag SJW singer Simon threatened to bring a new guitarist into…
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