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High School Metal Band Makes Pact That If They’re All Still Degenerate Pieces of Shit In Twenty Years They’ll Reunite

James Knapp • December 13, 2023

SMYRNA, Del. — High school metal band Drunk Blacksmith made an adolescent pact that if when they’re all “as old…

Supreme Court Justices Make Pact to Always Be Friends and Never Forget This Wild and Crazy Summer

J. Taylor Lee • August 28, 2023

WASHINGTON – Several members of the Supreme Court reportedly come together to form a pact, vowing to always be friends…

Doom Metal Band Has Pact to Smoke Weed From Skull of First Member Who Dies

Chris Bowen • February 5, 2023

AUBURN HILLS, Mich. — Local doom metal outfit Everplug swore to a pact in which surviving members of the band…

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Married Best Friends Make Pact to Get Divorced if Still Unhappy at 40

Nicholai Roscoe • January 3, 2021

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Married best friends Lisa Johnson and Matt Kennedy have made a pact to get divorced if they…