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Old Man Who Doesn’t Like Rap Song Somehow on Right Side of History
LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old white man to complain about…
DAYTON, Ohio — Managers at a local Guitar Center decided not to offer a sales position to Brandon McDougal after he miserably failed the “Black…
Karaoke Singer Doesn’t Know What to Do During “War Pigs” Instrumentals
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Ozzy Osbourne Googles “Black Sabbath Lyrics”
LOS ANGELES – Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath’s longtime lead singer and founding member, used a search engine to try to remember his own lyrics before…