Kevin Flynn
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HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
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Seth Finkelstein
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local graphic design student Rachel Valdez expressed frustration this week after realizing her Intro to Photoshop class…
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Andy Holt
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…
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KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A millennial gamer who grew up with Pokémon Snap is excited to play the new Nintendo Switch…
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Kevin Flynn
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KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…
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Joe Klein
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NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…
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Liam O'Malley
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DESERTED ISLAND — Local Animal Crossing villager Ursala has been forced to continue receiving daily harassment on the deserted island…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — A miscommunication involving daycare arrangements has forced Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to bring his astonishingly…
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Kevin Flynn
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CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
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