Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Local dog Scraps was completely unable to answer basic trivia questions yesterday about the seminal horror-punk band Misfits,…
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Nick Funk
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Despite meeting Benjamin Clarke at a party and talking to him for five minutes six years ago,…
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Patrick Coyne
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CENTERVILLE, Ohio — Spaceboy Records clerk and “total poser” Matthew Wright was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25…
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Eric Navarro
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Following a barrage of terrible band name ideas from one member in particular, an unnamed local…
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John Danek
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — Rapper Vince Staples was forced to change his moniker to Vince OfficeMax after the completed merger…
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Ashley Naftule
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LOS ANGELES -- Concertgoers at the Lovecraft Bar experienced complete, crushing disappointment late last night, when they heard potentially awesome…
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Hana Michels
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MIAMI -- Proto-punk legend Iggy Pop held a press conference early this morning to announce he is “too old to…
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