Well folks, it’s been another week filled with rapidly decreasing sunlight and gross moldy leaves that remind you of your own fleeting mortality. Nobody likes…
CHICAGO — A basement venue known as Mouse Kingdom is quickly gaining a reputation for their great lineups of local molds, sources Googling if they…
Do you live in a swing state and wish you were dead from the relentless election ads? Skip all that shit (after filling out your…
BOULDER, Colo. — Local metalhead Theo Cordin entered the third consecutive decade of his friends and family assuming he was a fan of German Neue…
Ah, the 1900s! A time before Spotify, YouTube, smartphones, and daily school shootings. A simpler time. A more innocent time! Anyway, let’s get to the…
BANGOR, Maine. — Local community organizers recently announced the formation of a support group for music lovers who cannot stop listening to the same hour-long…
Another week, another slew of new music that you can’t be bothered to listen to. What happened to you? You used to be cool. Well,…
NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Local man Brian Langley, who often proclaims he “likes all music except country and rap,” is reportedly feeling vindicated after assault allegations…
LOS ANGELES — The Foo Fighters’ indefinite hiatus following Dave Grohl’s infidelity scandal is upending the world of the few child musicians who have not…
While we may have tormented you all with Ska Week for several days straight, we at The Hard Times know what the people want, and…
It’s been another week, and dozens of new songs have hit the internet. The sheer volume of these new tracks has made it hard for…
Ah, the ’90s—flannel shirts, grunge music, and the unmistakable voice of Kurt Cobain. But while the world has never quite let go of Nirvana’s frontman,…
Well folks, it’s been another week in a seemingly endless cycle of weeks. Like Sysiphus and his rock, you’ve done meaningless tasks that seem to…
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Up-and-coming country music singer Johnny “Slim” Wilkins saw his dreams of stardom crushed after finding out he was being replaced by an…
With so many cash grab nostalgia tours coming into town, it can be easy to think that listening to new music is somehow not cool…