Freelancer
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January 20, 2020
EL PASO, Texas — The legal team at Williams & Ruprecht was stunned today when a seemingly normal stack of…
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Nick Ortolani
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May 13, 2019
AUSTIN, Texas. — Democratic Presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke reportedly ate his sherpa last night following a treacherous table climb at…
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KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him…
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SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…
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Mark Roebuck
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March 1, 2019
SARGENT’S PURCHASE, N.H. — Local punk rocker and first-time mountain climber Danny Trumble died tragically yesterday after using his carabiner…
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