Dan Rice
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March 20, 2026
Hello internet. This is martial artist Chuck Norris. You know me from films such as The Delta Force, Invasion USA,…
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Tyler Roland
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January 26, 2026
ONTARIO, Canada — Canadian rock musician Bryan Adams re-recorded his hit song “Summer of ‘69” as “Summer of ‘67” in…
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Patrick Coyne
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January 19, 2022
LOS ANGELES — A new film titled “Great Again” featuring famed director Clint Eastwood reciting and acting out boomer memes…
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Alec Stein
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May 13, 2021
Heyyyy #GirlBosses! As a white woman that owns several large-brimmed hats, I am an expert in entrepreneurship. This wasn’t always…
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Krissy Howard
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July 4, 2020
PRINEVILLE, Ore. — Aging punk Jeff Nunes, best known in his hometown for shooting a bottle rocket out of his…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local activist/influencer/yoga instructor/Instagram model/spiritualist Lana-Ann Fink did her part yesterday to take a stand and inspire change…
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Owen Crowlie
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January 15, 2020
WASHINGTON — Scientifically confirming a correlation that has been speculated for decades, a recent study by the Pew Research Center…
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Courtney Baka
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September 10, 2019
Since the dawn of time, humans have asked one question. Wait, ok two questions. One — how do I get…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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October 12, 2018
AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to…
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Kyle Erf
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February 10, 2018
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local comical shirt collector and self-described #Resistance member Jared Wayne was overjoyed this morning by the arrival…
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