Kevin Klatman
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NEW DONK CITY — Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italy’s actions…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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Doug Francisco
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year's 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today in a press release that the future Mario film will be directed by two…
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Mark Roebuck
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EUGENE, Ore. — The case of Ellie Johnson, the 10 year-old girl that tragically and accidentally disappeared during her recent…
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Ian Kitchen
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…
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M.J. Amory
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LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after…
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LANSING, Mich. — Veteran gaming story writer Scott McCormick is reportedly exceptionally pleased with his latest work, the backstory of…
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