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Guy Obsessed With Wu-Tang Clan Mostly Just Obsessed With Fantasy of Having Nine Friends

John Danek • November 18, 2023

WORCESTER, Mass. — Diehard Wu-Tang Clan fan Jeremy Taggart recently admitted that his obsession with the legendary rap group stems…

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Report: Still Unclear Why Pretty Much Everything Wouldn’t Remain on Zoom or Just Not Happen At All

The Hard Times Staff • November 8, 2021

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Countless sources from around the world are reportedly still unsure why anything is going back to happening…

I Didn’t Come Here To Make Friends, I Came Here To Stand in the Corner and Hope I Don’t Say Anything Too Weird

Bobby Korec • September 30, 2021

Whoa there, buddy. I didn’t come to this party to cultivate new friendships or trick people into connecting with me…

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Woman Doesn’t Have Enough Friends to Be Considered Social Smoker

Dom Turek • March 1, 2020

MOAB, Utah — Local woman and alleged 10-year “social smoker” Keria Morley has virtually no known social life outside of…