GLEN BURNIE, Md. — Local punk Cris Martinson was recently honored by Forbes Magazine in their annual “30 People over 30 Who Need to Get…
It is well documented on Wikipedia that the Misfits are synonymous with horror movie subject matter and imagery, but not many realize they also wrote…
Meeting a new romantic partner is technically easier than ever, but weeding through dating apps is enough to make dying alone feel like a viable…
For decades, the hard rock behemoth that was Van Halen ruled the airwaves with the groundbreaking combination of Eddie Van Halen’s virtuoso guitar-playing, Michael Anthony’s…
7 Mind-Boggling Facts About Actor Wallace Shawn That We Made up Because There Are No True Consequences in Life
Character actor, playwright and essayist Wallace Shawn is one of stage and screen’s greatest treasures. From “The Princess Bride” to “Uncle Vanya” to “My Dinner…
Missing House Shows? Here Are Five Alternatives That Will Also Leave You Sweaty In Somebody’s Basement
Social distancing regulations got you down? Losing your sense of identity without the ability to get drunk in a stranger’s basement and mosh until you’re…
Top 5 Times My IBS Went Total Beast Mode
Yo, what’s up internet?! It’s about time for an EPIC top 5 countdown about — yup, you guessed it — situations where my IBS was…
5 Times I Failed to Pump Up a Jam
I consider myself a pretty accomplished dude. Though I must confess that many times in my life, I have been called upon to pump up…
Top 5 Songs You Were Excited To Show Your Boyfriend Until He Kept Talking During Them
A relationship is a lot like a mixtape. You put a ton of time and effort into making something wonderful to share with the love…
David Bowie re-wrote the book on what it means to be a pop icon. Through his era-defining characters and alter egos, he was able to…
For better or worse, the origins of punk rock will forever be intrinsically tied to the practice of huffing glue. For some in our subculture…
Well it’s 4/20 again, and all the rubes are getting stoned out of their gourds talking about how today was the day acid was invented…
“You’ll Get More Conservative When You’re Older” and 4 Other Curses That Witch Placed on Me When My ATV Trashed Her Campsite
We’ve all been there. One minute you’re on your ’05 Yamaha Banshee, kicking up mud and slicing through air on the outskirts of town, and…
The big music publications are scared. No one clicks on articles anymore except for clickbait-y Top 100 lists. They would all go out of business…
Fortune Announces “Misfortune 500,” Highlighting Biggest Fucking Losers of Capitalism
NEW YORK — Fortune magazine released the first-ever Misfortune 500 list last week, citing a need to highlight the “fucking losers of capitalism foolish enough…