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6 Theoretical Spice Girls Who Didn’t Make It Past Early Drafts
The Spice Girls were one of the biggest musical acts of the 1990s, buoyed to the top of the charts through a combination of amazing…
What We’re Listening To This Week
When the esteemed writing team here at the Hard Times isn’t busy crafting Pulitzer-worthy journalistic masterpieces, they can often be found listening to music. Some…
Fig Newtons: 5 Wild Facts About the World’s Sexiest Snack That Will Leave You Quivering With Desire
Since 1891, the world has enjoyed Nabisco’s greatest and most fuckable creation, the Fig Newton cookie. Although we all have great memories of having a…
The Gig Economist’s Guide To Redlining Your Heart With Cold Medicine and Redbull Instead of Taking a Day Off
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Unless you have been offline for the past two years, which, first of all, good for you, you’ve probably heard of Baltimore’s hardcore outfit Turnstile.…
We Rank the Films of Glenn Danzig: Bad
Well, this one has been a long time coming! Given that we’re a punk news outlet with a strong slant toward film, horror, and an…
10 Metal Bands That Are Metallica According to My Mom
I love my mom. She’s always supported me and all of my interests, even if she doesn’t like or understand them. When it comes to…
It’s Christmas time, and here at The Hard Times that means generating headlines that relate punk culture-type things to Christmas because algorithms. I thought I…
Top 5 Ways To Make Your Partner Oi! During Sex
Relationships are tough, and with all the butt stuff going on now they’ve only gotten trickier. So, the sexologists at the Hard Times are here…
Billionaires; they are our superiors and our betters. Their lives are literally worth more than our lives, and they make decisions that affect our day…
5 DIY Home Repair Tips That Will Make You Lash Out in Frustration at Your Family, the Only People Who Truly Love You
The worst part of home ownership is the constant maintenance, after property taxes, the insane paperwork of mortgages, and the looming sense that you are…
5 Ways To Drive Your Man Crazy As Outlined By Recently Declassified MK Ultra Documents
Having trouble keeping the spark alive with that special someone? You may be having a communication problem, but who gives a fuck about that when…
It can be hard to choose your favorite, especially when there is so much to choose from. With an artist with as huge a discography…