Relationships are tough, and with all the butt stuff going on now they’ve only gotten trickier. So, the sexologists at the Hard Times are here…
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5 DIY Home Repair Tips That Will Make You Lash Out in Frustration at Your Family, the Only People Who Truly Love You
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5 Ways To Drive Your Man Crazy As Outlined By Recently Declassified MK Ultra Documents
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Review: Greg Puciato “Mirrorcell”
Former Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato is back with his third solo record “Mirrorcell” and we learned pretty quickly this is not the same…
Technology and social media makes it easier than ever to “connect” with people, but alas it would seem that conversation is a lost art yo.…
Gruesome crimes, small towns full of secrets, and a tireless hunt for justice. These days people just can’t get enough of compelling true crime stories,…
Having hobbies and interests is an important part of blending into society, but finding out what your passion is, as rewarding as I’m sure that…
5 Lifehacks That Don’t Work but Might Help Distract You From Your Dumb, Broken Life for Like Twenty Minutes
We all know life is full of little annoyances that only exist to make things a little more difficult. Not that it matters anyway –…
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The Top 9 Albums of 2021 You Won’t Get Around to Listening to Until 2031
So many great albums came out this year, and while you definitely meant to listen to them all, did you? What do you think?! You…
Man Horrified after Receiving 2021 Pornhub Wrapped
SUN VALLEY, Nev. — Local man and occasional masturbator Harrison Weber was disgraced after receiving his “2021 Pornhub Wrapped” late yesterday morning, which outlined all…
5 DIY Plates That Say “I Haven’t Washed the Dishes in a Week”
Let’s get this out of the way up top: Just because I haven’t washed my dishes in a week doesn’t mean I’m depressed. I’m just…
5 Early Versions of Classic Rock Songs That Were So Bad, Aerosmith Was Forced to Record Them
Classic rock is so canonized in our hearts, minds and hour-long Rock Blocks on FM radio that it’s easy to forget they didn’t come from…