Nastasya Trudeaux
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PONTIAC, Mich. — Local punk Vince Vanderberg was shocked when the results of a DNA ancestry kit revealed he had…
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Marie Cartier
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local single woman Maya Cook is taking technology into her own hands after having become frustrated with…
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Patrick Crooks
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LIMA, Ohio — A debate over payment and use of a venue on the outskirts of Lima has reportedly been…
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Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Astrology enthusiast Allison Cleary remains unaware that she is merely two TikTok videos away from interacting with…
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Rachel Steele
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local deranged person Billy “Bile” Harrison reportedly listened to the album created by his friend Jake Gomez…
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Brandon Talley
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JERUSALEM — Biblical scholars were stunned by a newly discovered set of ancient scrolls that suggests Jesus not only turned…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SEATTLE — Self-proclaimed Twitter activist Rachel Morrow claimed that if they had access to a functioning time machine they would…
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Kevin Hufe
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CLEVELAND — Local frontman and full-time IT specialist Kirk Lawson alerted members of his band Nuggitzz that they would once…
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Ryan Danley
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DENVER — Local cryptocurrency trader, Evan Silver, pushed the limits of the definition of ‘friend' when discussing a current relationship…
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Brendan Krick
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Local woman Brittany Mullins instructed her punk boyfriend Miles Blanchard not to mention his job, band,…
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