NEW YORK – Nearly-retired Beastie Boys fan Seth Duffy is currently fighting for his right to get a CPAP machine…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK — After fleeing into Central Park, Brian Thompson’s gunman decided against abandoning a first draft bullet reading “Live,…
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Dan Rice
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NEW YORK — UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was fatally shot outside of a Hilton hotel in New York Wednesday morning…
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Rob Ryder
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WASHINGTON. — Local 32-year-old Seth Kepling informed friends Friday night that his iPhone 13, which is covered by an AppleCare…
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Eric Schwartz
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For the past two decades, you haven’t been able to turn on the TV without seeing an insurance mascot during…
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Lemme introduce you to this week’s asshole: Davis Benton of Pasadena, California. What makes him an asshole, you ask? This…
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Kevin Burke
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. – The popular spokesman Jake from State Farm revealed that he still needs a billion more people…
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The 1990s were filled with Friday night Blockbuster video game rentals, Pizza Hut’s Bigfoot pizza, and the only Woodstock that…
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Tim Sheard
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LOS ANGELES – Local millennial woman, Jane Torrio was left stunned and envious after discovering how much easier, effective, and…
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Victor Gonzalez
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So you sold out and got yourself a little corporate job selling insurance. Congrats! However, in order to sell insurance…
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