Malia Simon
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As a lifelong punk coming up on my 29th birthday, I’m starting to have a lot of realizations about life:…
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When my wife Sophia and I first announced our engagement, we were surprised when it was met with a muted…
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Brett Olsen
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Ever since Jeremy Allen White exposed his Calvin Kleins to the world, the newfound friction between me and my wife…
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Kevin Coons
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Remember back in 1999? George W. Bush hadn’t become president yet, 9/11 hadn’t happened and the biggest worry on everyone’s…
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Dom Turek
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If you think giving women credit cards in 1974 and making spousal rape a crime in 1993 would be enough…
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Ted Pillow
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DETROIT — Frustrated wife Hannah Gerhardt figured out how to install a breathalyzer on her husband’s acoustic guitar which would…
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Krissy Howard
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ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. — Recently divorced woman Marie Nowak can now finally say she has one thing in common with…
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Dianne Nora
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PROVIDENCE. R.I. — Benny Davison is not sure if his relationship with his wife of six years, Tara Davison, is…
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Krissy Howard
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BILLINGS, Mont. — Childless freak by choice Shelby Van Camp recognized yesterday that the silver lining to the colossal shitshow…
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Owen Crowlie
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying “just one more run” at the…
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