Ben Friedman
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If you’re between the ages of 30 and 45, chances are you’ve heard a high school friend’s older brother explain…
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Steve Packosky
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OSLO, Norway — Black metal band Frossen Ensomhet undertook a series of team-building church burning activities at the behest of…
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S.L. Neechski
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Machine Head are an Oakland-based groove metal band formed in 1991 by guitarist and vocalist Robb Flynn at a Metallica…
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Travis Tack
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Wow, what a year it’s been! I hope this letter finds you happy, healthy, and not being cuckolded. Because I…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…
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Chris Bowen
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NEW YORK — Total loser Jay Draboll plans to spend his entire New Year’s Eve partying with friends in what…
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Rob Steinberg
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Endless wars. Corporate Greed. Decline of living wages. There are many societal woes in this country that continue to get…
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Steve Packosky
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan reportedly resolved to hit a beer keg with his baseball bat…
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Dan Rice
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Today the world continues to mourn Jimmy Carter, former U.S. President, Nobel Prize recipient and noted humanitarian, who died yesterday…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…
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