Steve Packosky
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NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Dom Turek
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Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is…
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David Britton
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EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Founding Primus member Les Claypool finally reached a level of competence that will allow him to…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the…
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Zack Zagranis
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Hate is a word usually reserved for one’s most despised enemies, but what if the most pustulant, putrid, revolting human…
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Jeff Bender
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HERSHEY, Pa. — Veteran band Phish announced their next song which would feature no more than five words followed by…
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Ryan Sims
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Vice President JD Vance was spotted sign twirling outside of a Tesla dealership today, attempting to convince…
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Zachary Wolf
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Man you guys, you’ll never believe what happened to me when I went to Amoeba Records last week! I shouldn’t…
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Steve Packosky
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BAY CITY, Mich. — President of R&L Composites Inc. Stan Bratonski had just about enough of nu-metal bands breaking into…
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Matt Husser
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Self-proclaimed MAGA Christian Cullen Monroe took a moment to remind himself of his core values today with…
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