Being sexually harassed at school is a difficult problem to handle but with some encouragement from my friends, I worked up the courage to tell…
LOS ANGELES — An errant red shirt in a recent laundry load led party-rock mainstay Andrew W.K. to attempt to convince those around him that…
Bad Religion rose to prominence in the ’80s through genre defining (and sometimes defying) work, then lost key members in the ’90s, leading to less…
You read it right, we’re using a superstar album drop in the title of this one to shamelessly boost engagement. But admit it, you can…
Have you ever gone on Zillow to fantasize about your dream house? And then searched a cheaper area after you realized your dream house is…
BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Consumers across the nation broadly agreed that easter candy tastes better than regular candy despite being made of the same ingredients, sources…
I’ve been seeing my therapist, Terry, for a few months now, and overall it’s fine. I go to his office and get to complain about…
AUSTIN — Local punk Kyle Burnett’s annual Easter egg painting tradition took an interesting turn after he drove to a nearby police station to throw…
You guys! I finally did it and accomplished the unthinkable. I stopped going to Starbucks before work every day, and after five years, I’m no…
LOS ANGELES — Local woman Carmen Montozo admitted to knowing intimate details about each dog in her neighborhood while failing to learn the names of…
Me and my boyfriend Mark started dating a little bit ago and he’s great and everything but there is a slight age gap between us.…
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Occult rockers Ghost performed their entire show with wastebaskets from a local Marriott on their heads after TSA lost their trademark masks…
Elliott Smith is a legendary songwriter whose work earned him an Academy Award nomination (“Miss Misery,” which was absolutely robbed in 1998 by the hacky…
Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Ninja Turtles! You remember, the bodacious sewer-dwelling pizza-loving heroes of your childhood! We thought it would be totally radical…
SAN FRANCISCO — Local 39-year-old punk Martin Brown finally succumbed to a pair of plush slip-on Skechers walking shoes after years of wearing Doc Martens,…