Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was reportedly left sitting on the curb for several hours today after President Trump…
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Ben Friedman
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It’s fair to say that since the beginning of recorded history, humanity has known the world follows some kind of…
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Chris Bowen
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CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local forklift driver Kenny Avalon couldn't resist the urge to show you a Facebook video of a…
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Patrick Coyne
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MOAB, Utah — Local sociopath and murder enthusiast Greg Allen Hargrove reportedly left his favorite blade casually hanging over the…
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Steve Packosky
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Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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Rob Ryder
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LOS ANGELES — KISS bassist and singer Gene Simmons is reportedly charging fans $12,500 for the opportunity to change the…
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S.L. Neechski
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Hey, you with the Sabaton shirt and the over-manicured facial hair that’d make Tony Stark scoff. A power metal fan,…
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Matt Husser
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Second Amendment enthusiast Greg Browner reportedly sprang into action today after the advice “only a good guy…
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Steve Packosky
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WALTERBORO, S.C. — Math rock band SKULK submitted their newest album “Infinities of Perplexion” for peer review before releasing it…
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