Steve Packosky
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Move over, cuck! You’re wrong for assuming you’d receive the same courtesy you show to others, because around here, I…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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Rob Ryder
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LOS ANGELES — KISS bassist and singer Gene Simmons is reportedly charging fans $12,500 for the opportunity to change the…
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S.L. Neechski
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Hey, you with the Sabaton shirt and the over-manicured facial hair that’d make Tony Stark scoff. A power metal fan,…
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Matt Husser
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Second Amendment enthusiast Greg Browner reportedly sprang into action today after the advice “only a good guy…
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Steve Packosky
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WALTERBORO, S.C. — Math rock band SKULK submitted their newest album “Infinities of Perplexion” for peer review before releasing it…
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Ben Friedman
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Hi kids, it’s your Uncle Glenn here. I won't sugarcoat it, but it looks like the world is finally on…
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Tim Graham
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PHILADELPHIA — University of Pennsylvania graduate Nathan Swain says he’s been inundated with calls from recruiters since completing his degree…
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Mike Maher
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PORTLAND, Maine — Cardiac surgeon and punk rocker Dr. David “Cutter” Peters mistakenly left a pack of cigarettes inside patient…
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Zack Zagranis
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As you’re no doubt already aware, Hall & Oates just released their annual Best Things in Life list, and what…
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