Bobby Korec
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It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw…
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Joe Rumrill
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local anxiety-sufferer Eno Patrice upped his attempt at his daily mental health walk to a mental health…
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Rob Steinberg
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ATLANTA — Major media outlet CNN began offering news stories a week early for subscribers to their premium service, confirmed…
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Zack Zagranis
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Most techno music to me sounds like someone force-feeding a crushed-up mixture of crystal meth and ecstasy to an NES,…
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Chris Bowen
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Legendary blue-collar rocker John Mellencamp released his autobiography entitled “Hurt So Good: The John Mellencamp Story” in…
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Stephen Bell
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — Intensive care nurse Harper Schlader was reportedly asking any of her patients currently in the ICU if…
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Jonah Nink
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Are you in need of profile photos for Instagram or Hinge? Don't want to hire a photographer because the boys…
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Peter Ferrarese
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NEW YORK — International sensation the Jonas Brothers announced that since doing away with the chastity rings that they wore…
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Matt Husser
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…
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Stephen Bell
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MONTREAL, Quebec — Regular viewers of the online pornography streaming company PornHub looked on with a strange mixture of horror…
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